Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen

Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen

Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen can be found in The Campground under the Avatar of Jarlsberg path.

Once per day, Jarlsberg can create a cosmic six-pack without any ingredients:

You lazily twirl your fingers. Cosmic water molecules coalesce into a writhing mass, and you curdle it into a six-pack of cheap domestic beer.

You acquire an item: cosmic six-pack

Basic Cooking

Basic cooking involves using Jarlsberg's cooking skills on cosmic ingredients. All dishes are decent quality, except sauerkraut and sour cream, which are crappy quality.

	cosmic egg	cosmic dough	cosmic vegetable	cosmic cheese	cosmic potted meat product	cosmic potato	cosmic cream	cosmic fruit
Boil	consummate hard-boiled egg Size: 3	consummate bagel Size: 4	consummate soup Size: 4
Fry	consummate fried egg Size: 3				consummate bacon Size: 3	consummate french fries Size: 3
Chop		consummate hot dog bun Size: 3	consummate salad Size: 3
Slice		consummate sliced bread Size: 3	consummate corn chips Size: 2	consummate cheese slice Size: 2				consummate strawberries Size: 3
Bake		consummate brownie Size: 3		consummate melted cheese Size: 4	consummate meatloaf Size: 5	consummate baked potato Size: 4
Grill		consummate toast Size: 2			consummate steak Size: 4
Freeze					consummate cold cuts Size: 3		consummate ice cream Size: 3	consummate sorbet Size: 3
Blend	consummate egg salad Size: 3		consummate salsa Size: 2		consummate frankfurter Size: 3		consummate whipped cream Size: 2
Curdle		passable stout Potency: 3	consummate sauerkraut Size: 1			acceptable vodka Potency: 3	consummate sour cream Size: 1	adequate rum Potency: 3

Chefstaves

Jarlsberg can also craft chefstaves from cosmic ingredients (though only one of each type, appearantly):

Ingredient	Chefstaff	Myst req	Effect
cosmic fruit	Staff of Fruit Salad	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Moxie +10 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
cosmic egg	Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Maximum HP +15 +10% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Jiggle: Recover Some HP (10-15)
cosmic potato	Staff of the Hearty Dinner	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Damage Reduction: 5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
cosmic vegetable	Staff of the Light Lunch	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Combat Initiative +15% Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Deal Some Cold Damage
cosmic potted meat product	Staff of the All-Steak	50	Spell Damage +50% Damage Reduction: 15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5/day)
cosmic cream	Staff of the Cream of the Cream	50	Spell Damage +50% Moxie +30 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence (5/day)
cosmic dough	Staff of the Staff of Life	50	Spell Damage +50% Maximum HP +30 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure Jiggle: Full HP Recovery (5/day)
cosmic cheese	Staff of the Standalone Cheese	50	Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +30% Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day (5/day)

Advanced Dishes

Advanced dishes can be created from basic ones:

Ingredients				Result	Size	Required Skills (and Ingredients)	Minimum Skillcount
		consummate toast	consummate cheese slice	immaculate grilled cheese	4		11
		consummate ice cream	consummate brownie	immaculate ice cream sandwich	4		7
		consummate hot dog bun	consummate frankfurter	immaculate hot dog	4		12
		consummate egg salad	consummate sliced bread	immaculate egg salad sandwich	4		10
	consummate sliced bread	consummate cheese slice	consummate cold cuts	perfect sandwich	5		12
	consummate salad	consummate hard-boiled egg	consummate cold cuts	perfect chef salad	5		9
	consummate fried egg	consummate bacon	consummate toast	perfect breakfast	5		8
	consummate hot dog bun	consummate frankfurter	consummate sauerkraut	sublime deluxe hot dog	6		12
	consummate soup	consummate steak	consummate baked potato	sublime stew	6		6
consummate corn chips	consummate salsa	consummate melted cheese	consummate sour cream	sublime nachos	6		9
consummate fried egg	consummate bagel	consummate cheese slice	consummate bacon	Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	7		11
consummate baked potato	consummate bacon	consummate melted cheese	consummate sour cream	Loaded Baked Potato	7		13
consummate ice cream	consummate whipped cream	consummate strawberries	consummate brownie	Omega Sundae	7		11
		mediocre lager	consummate sauerkraut	Die Sauerlager(?)	3		1
		passable stout	consummate cold cuts	Bologna Lambic	3		8
		acceptable vodka	consummate hot dog bun	Vodka Dog	3		7
		acceptable vodka	consummate sour cream	Disappointed Russian	4		5
		acceptable vodka	consummate salsa	Chunky Mary	4		7
		adequate rum	consummate melted cheese	Nachojito	3		5
		adequate rum	consummate french fries	Le Roi	3		7
		adequate rum	consummate fried egg	Over Easy Rider	3		5

Quality legend: decent good awesome EPIC

Notes

• Before crafting them, the advanced dishes are hinted (exact ingredients are not listed, just number and final product) at in the "glowing cookbook" that you can read in your kitchen.
• After you have the necessary ingredients, the kitchen will automatically (magically, even) offer the new items.
• Once made, the advanced dishes are not hinted, but fully laid out.
  • The cook book and interface will show you recipes once you have ingredients, but the recipe is not learned until cooked.
  • Learning is retained across ascensions, like all crafting discoveries.