Love song of sugary cuteness

love song of sugary cuteness

This love song could turn a Crimbo elf diabetic, and put a diabetic into a coma (or possibly a grave). If you have a serious reality problem, you'll probably dig it. Most people, though, can't escape the vague aroma of rotten cheese that pervades every adorable lyric.

Type: potion
(can also be used in combat)
Effect: Sweet Heart (5 Adventures)Muscle +X
+2X% Meat from Monsters
Cannot be discarded

Deals Stench Damage based on your Muscle

(In-game plural: love songs of sugary cuteness)

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Obtained From

Skills

Summon Love Song

When Used

• From inventory, when you do not already have another love song in your heart:

You read the snatch of song to yourself: <verse> You think you're getting a toothache...

You acquire an effect: Sweet Heart (duration: 5 Adventures)

• If you already have a love song beside Sweet Heart:

Your heart can't take another love song so soon after the last one. The conflicting emotions would drive you totally mad.

• In combat:

	You read the Love Song of Sugary Cuteness. You can practically hear violins and cellos covering the lyrics with schmaltz: <verse> Your opponent suffers X damage from the cheesiness of those lyrics. You have to struggle to keep your gorge down, yourself.
	You gain Y Beefiness.

Verses

You're my oogum-woogums, you're my baby duck,

You're my little leprechaun who brings good luck,

I always will love you, like miniature ponies do,

Like big-eyed cartoon mice, I will always look at you . . .

or

Like the downy feathers of a snow-white dove,

Like fluffy baby lambs, that is our love,

I could lie right next to you, like loyal puppies do

Like lollipops and candy canes, I'll be so sweet to you . . .

or

When the sky is full of rainbows and butterflies,

When the unicorn dries off the tears she cries,

I long to nuzzle you, like little kitties do

Like babies want their mommy, I just long to be with you .

or

You're my fluffy bunny, sleepy teddy bear,

You're the cuddly-wuddly answer to my prayers,

I'd love to snuggle you, like guardian angels do,

Like an adorable baby penguin, I am so cold without you . . .

Notes

• X is Stench damage equal to your buffed Muscle.
• Y is equal to ceiling(sqrt(D)), capped at 23, where D is the minimum between the damage this item did, and your enemy's HP before you used this item.

Collection

• 🥇: fractalnavel (#2422322) - 563,521
• 🥈: Spengles (#1039081) - 41,525
• 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 16,669
• #4: Pastahead (#486552) - 16,279
• #5: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 15,000
• #6: Alia (#1507886) - 11,081
• #7: Twinkertoes (#1947800) - 7,512
• #8: The Prize Patrol (#1618020) - 5,000
• #9: StuBorn (#1852283) - 4,736
• #10: MarioB (#1765548) - 3,495

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Summoned Love Songs

Love Song Combat Use Effect vague ambiguity Muscle-based Physical Damage Gain HP Broken Heart X HP Regen +X Muscle smoldering passion Myst-based Hot Damage Gain MP Fiery Heart X/2 MP Regen +X Myst icy revenge Moxie-based Cold Damage Gain Familiar experience Cold Hearted +X/2 Familiar Weight +X Moxie sugary cuteness Muscle-based Stench Damage Gain Beefiness Sweet Heart +2X% Meat +X Muscle disturbing obsession Myst-based Spooky Damage Gain Enchantedness Withered Heart +X% Items +X Myst naughty innuendo Moxie-based Sleaze Damage Gain Cheek Lustful Heart +2X% Combat Initiative +X Moxie X is the number of turns of the effect remaining, capped at 20.