<Name> summons up some piping-hot alfredo sauce, and pretends your opponent is named Alfredo, saucing it for X damage.
<Name> summons some piping-hot marinara, and adds some of your opponent's red sauce to it for X damage.
<Name> summons a muy picante batch of salsa, which hits your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons up some piping hot mustard, and your opponent is unable to cut it, taking X damage.
<Name> summons some hot Worcestershire sauce. Your opponent fails to pronounce it correctly and take dmg[sic] damage.
<Name> summons a spicy peanut sauce, buttering your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons some delicious hot fudge sauce, and packs it into your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a hot béarnaise sauce. Despite it not containing a mix of bears and mayonnaise, which would be awesome, it hits your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a chrome plate full of hot Hollandaise Sauce, basting your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a tidal wave of ice-cold cocktail sauce for X damage.
<Name> conjures up a gravy boat full of ice-cold gravy, then hits your opponent with it for X damage.
<Name> summons a wave of ice-cold barbecue sauce, hitting your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a frigid ketchup tornado, which hits it for X damage.
<Name> blasts it with some cold ceviche for X damage.
<Name> almost seems to relish summoning some cold relish, which hits it for X damage.
<Name> blasts it for X damage with cold gazpacho, like he's the gazpacho gestapo or something.
<Name> gives your opponent a cold shoulder (and everything else) with a blast of cold mustard, hitting for X damage.
<Name> blasts them with a vicious vichyssoise for X damage.
<Name> summons either a gazpacho or a vichyssoise--it's hard to tell at this scale--and hits your opponents with it for X damage.
<Name> summons a splash of vichyssoise and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. X of your opponent's hit points turn into mojo for you.
<Name> hits your opponent with a frozen chunk of béarnaise sauce for X damage. You ponder how awesome a sauce made out of bears and mayonnaise would be, and feel your mojo risin'.
<name> summons a red sauce with meatballs and gives some of the meat to you, you meathead.
<name> plumps up the meat you just got with gravy, making it bigger. Does that count as inflation?
<name> summons some Meat Alfredo sauce, strains out the meat, and gives it to you.
<Name> gives your meat a gravy injection. Uh, I mean that literally. Like, the meat you just got in battle, he put gravy in it so it would grow bigger. Just so we're clear on that.
<Name> proves he's a high-toned son-of-a-bitch by slashing him with his straight razor for X damage, leaving him looking drained when he's done.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> pulls out a tiny bitchin' mother-of-pearl straight razor and slashes your opponent for X damage. He looks noticeably weaker.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> notes that your opponent is not wearing shades, and switches his blade on him, doing X damage and leaving him looking pretty drained.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> whips out some tiny nunchucks and beats him for X damage, leaving he looking pretty beat-up.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> hits him with a whirlwind of bitchin' karate moves, from the circular karate chop to the telescoping roundhouse kick. They do X damage, and your opponent can barely stand when he's done.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> whips out a tiny straight razor and slashes him for X damage, leaving him drained of his will to fight.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> pulls out a tiny, very cool samurai sword. He slashes your opponent for X damage, draining him until he can barely stand.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> whips out some tiny awesome shuriken, and tosses them at your opponent for X damage, and a decent amount of humiliation.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
At the end of combat:
<Name> busts some phat disco moves while he looks for more loot.
<Name> dances like a smooth criminal, doing an impossible lean to look for more items.
<Name> diagnoses himself with some Saturday Night Fever, busting disco moves while he looks for more items.
<Name> does a tiny Hustle, boogying while he looks for more items.
<Name> does a tiny little Electric Slide while he looks for items.
<Name> does some line-dancing and somehow makes it look cool, all the while looking for more items.
<Name> does some slick tiny breakdance moves while he looks for more items.
<Name> makes like Vincent Vega and does the Batusi while he looks for more items.
<Name> proves he's Stayin' Alive with some sweet tiny disco moves, while he looks for more items.
<Name> sweats out his Night Fever with some sweet disco moves while he looks for more items.
<Name> plays a song called, "Carne Carnival." You can't make out most of the lyrics, but he keeps winking at you while he plays, so they're probably a little suggestive.
<Name> plays a tiny mariachi trumpet, managing to dance at the same time without running out of breath. Bravo!
<Name> plucks a guitarrón and does a traditional mariachi dance to summon more items.
<Name> dances the Meringue. Sadly, he doesn't turn up any tasty pie, but he does find some more items.
<Name> plays a traditional tune on his tiny accordion while he helps you look for more items. The lyrics are about dancing the wood, and how you need a little something to do it, as far as you can tell.
<Name> plays a traditional Corrido about a man who just wants some more items.
<Name> dances a tarantella, summoning not a fearsome tarantula but more items.
<Name> plays the traditional tune "Quiero M´s Cosas" on his accordion, shuffling his feet all the while.
<Name> takes off his tiny sombrero, mops his forehead, and smiles.
<Name> sings a song about how you should sing and not cry, smiling encouragingly.
<Name> plays a jaunty tune on his tiny accordion, grinning all the while.
<Name> plucks some notes on his guitarrón, smiling as the bass thumps.
<Name> shakes his maracas, grinning as he taps to the beat.
<Name> smiles widely beneath his giant sombrero, which is as small as an acorn's cap to you.
<Name> smiles at you, to encourage you to sing and not cry.
<Name> smiles beneath the wax lips, saying, "I think these are an improvement over our regular lips, don't you?"
Notes
On your first adventure with it you will get a choice adventure (The Littlest Identity Crisis) to pick its class.
While <he/she> is a Seal Clubber, your mini-adventurer ?
While <he/she> is a Turtle Tamer, your mini-adventurer acts as a starfish, volly, deals spooky damage or physical damage + delevel.
While <he/she> is a Pastamancer, your mini-adventurer ?
While <he/she> is a Sauceror and you are at a sufficiently high level, your mini-adventurer behaves as a full-weight leprechaun and a cold-element Star Starfish, attacks in combat for weight/2-weight hot and cold damage and ?.
While <he/she> is a Disco Bandit and you are at a sufficiently high level, your mini-adventurer behaves as a full-weight Baby Gravy Fairy and Barrrnacle, attacks in combat for weight/2-weight damage and restores HP equal to damage dealt, and attacks in combat for weight*1.5-weight*2 damage and delevels by ?.
While <he/she> is an Accordion Thief, your mini-adventurer gives you a class-dependent buff at the start of combat if you don't have it active. Additionally, if you are at level 5 or higher acts as a Ghuol Whelp. If you are level 10 or higher, your mini-adventurer also behaves as a full-weight Baby Gravy Fairy. If you are level 15 or higher, it also behaves as a full-weight hovering sombrero.
The Mini-Adventurer reverts to no class on ascension.
adventurer clone egg
mini-Mr. Accessory
Cannot breathe underwater
