Monster Manuel (Entries)

Monster Manuel entries are accessed from your quest log if you have the Monster Manuel. Each entry gives basic monster stats, as well as informative factoids related to the monster.

Monsters for which you have acquired 1 factoid are casually researched; 2 factoids are thoroughly researched, and with 3 factoids you have exhaustively researched a given monster.

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		170		A.M.C. gremlin Some researchers believe the AMC Gremlin to be evidence that gremlins are a degenerate offshoot of the Crimbo Elf, due to their mechanical skills. However, their research equipment usually falls apart before they get a chance to publish.
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		145		Alphabet Giant You may be wondering where the Alphabet Giant got those letters. In fact, he used to work at a giant alphabet soup factory, but he got fired for stealing from the supply cupboard. The Alphabet Giant tried to get a job on an educational childrens' program, but kept freaking out and attacking the puppets. The alphabet giant's favorite letters are F and U.
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		22		anglerbush The anglerbush's bait is made of plant matter that is exactly like meat in appearance and texture. As such, they were almost hunted to extinction by vegans. The meat stack that the anglerbush sometimes drops isn't its bait flower; it's just an extra meat stack the bush had lying around.
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		15		angry bugbear Bugbears have notoriously short tempers, so even a stubbed toe will turn them from normal to angry. Bugbears' hearing is abnormally weak for a creature with such large ears. It's probably all the rock concerts they went to as teenagers. Bugbears have no noses and smell terribly. And also terrible.
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		50		Angry Space Marine Don't be too hard on the Angry Space Marine. He's been trained and conditioned to kill everything he sees. Imagine how hard it is for him when he has to go to the laundromat.
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		20		annoying spooky gravy fairy The annoying spooky gravy fairy really just wants to be friends and joke around, but it's socially awkward and gets nervous. The annoying spooky gravy fairy's pitchfork can be used by normal-sized people to eat oysters, or by oysters to fend off people trying to eat them. I mean, what chance does the annoying spooky gravy fairy have, with a name like that? If your name was Bob the Douchebag, would you fight fate?
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B

		25		beefy bodyguard bat Each beefy bodyguard bat can lift three times his body weight, provided he has a water bottle and a good spotter. The beefy bodyguard bat's wings aren't actually lettuce leaves. They're just really bulky regular ol' wings. You may think the beefy bodyguard bat is just a dumb slab of muscle, but he actually reads poetry and writes short stories in his spare time.
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		33		Boss Bat the boss bat has weak eyesight, but he can listen to hear where you are.
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D

		200		Demon of New Wave The Demon of New Wave doesn't drink and doesn't smoke. No one knows what he does do.
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F

		1		fluffy bunny Rabbit meat is a little gamey, but good with peppercorns and a red wine. It is always rabbit season and duck season in the Kingdom of Loathing. Fluffy bunnies have a mean streak a mile wide and a furlong deep.
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		135		Furry Giant Some think it's cruel to mock people for their lifestyle choices. But scientists agree that if you can be a human who's secretly a mongoose on the inside, you can be secretly a mongoose with a sense of humor, too. The furry lifestyle is not all about deviant sex acts and pornography. No, seriously. Some furries with multiple personality disorders are secretly entire zoos.
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G

		130		Goth Giant The Goth Giant's favorite band is She Stubbed My Soul. Although when he's particularly depressed, only the icy synths of Sanguinatus Luciferi will do. Ironically, Goth Giants tend to avoid going outside in the rain, since it makes their mascara run.
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P

		140		pop-and-lock raver The raver's baggy pants frequently contain other, smaller ravers, whose giant pants pockets contain even smaller ravers. The record for nested ravers (ravers contained in the baggy pants pockets of other ravers) is 23, starting with a Rave Giant and ending with a flaming gravy fairy. Glowsticks sometimes contain a phosphorescent chemical mix, but the cheaper ones are just ground-up fireflies.
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		130		Possibility Giant Little is known about the Possibility Giant, as his nature is constantly changing. Therefore, the other two factoids will be about cats instead. Cats can survive falls of up to at least 32 stories. Some speculate cats have a non-fatal terminal velocity, but they can't get any grants to drop a cat out of the upper ionosphere. A cat's barbed tongue helps it to groom itself and to drink water. And, y'know, to give you a rash at 3 a.m. when it won't stop licking your damn arm, and you've already fed it and petted it but it won't GO AWAY.
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		125		Procrastination Giant A procrastination giant was elected to the Council of Loathing in 1548, on the theory that he probably wouldn't be any worse than the other councillors. He didn't bother to show up for work, which many take as confirmation of the theory. A recent poll of favorite hobbies among procrastination giants was inconclusive, because none of them returned the forms. (The third entry for this monster has not been written yet. We'll get around to it eventually. -Ed.)
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R

		140		Raver Giant Raver giant music doesn't have much bass, compared to that of regular-size ravers. They find that the loud pounding created by their dancing is quite sufficient. The raver giant's pacifier is so large, it could pacify more than a hundred normal-size babies at once! Er, if that's how pacifiers worked. If the raver giant had one of those candy necklaces, it would be able to feed a family of four for at least six months! Of course, they'd probably all get diabetes.
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S

		170		Spirit of New Wave The Spirit of New Rave believes in PLUR: Pain, Lacerations, Ulcerating Sores, and Respect.
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		185		Spirit of New Wave Never ask the Spirit to 'pon de replay if you want to keep your internal organs internal.
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		23		Scott the Miner Never dig straight down. Seriously, just don't. Don't do it.
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		107		Snow Queen The Snow Queen is from a country called Rhye, which is bound by seven seas. Don't blame the Snow Queen for being so aggro. After all, she's Under Pressure. I mean, given her druthers, she'd just ride her bicycle where she likes.
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		65		spooky gravy fairy ninja Spooky Gravy Fairy Ninja chopsticks are so small, you can use them as toothpicks!
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		60		spooky gravy fairy warlock Gravy fairy warlocks can turn cats into teacups, and teacups into mice, and mice into cats.
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		4		spooky mummy Mummies have had their brains pulled out of their noses with a sharp pointed stick. That explains why they're not the peppiest or smartest of monsters. Mummies have their internal organs taken out and stored in jars, then their abdominal cavity stuffed with flowers. That explains why they're not in the best of moods.
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		?		spooky vampire The spooky vampire does not sparkle. When exposed to sunlight, he has the decency to self-combust.
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		1		Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist Sub-Assistant Mad Scientists are not permitted to titrate without prior permission and close supervision.
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		25		swarm of Knob lice The singular form of "lice" is "louse," and the singular form of "mice" is "mouse." But the singular form of "dice" is not "douse." HOW IS THAT JUSTICE?
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