Mutant Gila Monster

For the Halloween monster, see the page mutant gila monster.

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Mutant Gila Monster
This lizard don't lounge it's a cold-blooded killer all bite and no bark.

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Ability: Restores HP and MP; attacks opponents for physical damage, and doing ongoing poison damage

Throne/Bjorn: Unknown

Hatchling: mutant gila monster egg

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Jawmaster 2000™

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

  <Name> latches its powerful jaws onto him and begins pumpin' in the venom while dealing X damage.

• At the end of combat:

  <Name> slowly crawls up to you and licks your wounds with his flickering forked tongue.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

    none yet

  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

    <Name> does the Gila Monster Mash around the Maypole.

  • With wax lips equipped:

    <Name> chews thoughtfully on the Wax Lips.

Arena Message

• When entered in a scavenger hunt:

  Gila monsters suck at scavenger hunts because their vision is based on movement. You know, like tyrannosaurs and prostitutes.

Notes

• If the gila monster has bitten an opponent, in subsequent rounds the opponent will suffer additional damage, with the message

  Your opponent writhes as he takes X damage from the poison.

References

• The gila monster's weakness is a clear reference to Michael Crichton's work Jurassic Park, citing the fact that tyrannosaurs base their vision on movement.
• The prostitute's vision is a reference to a similar scene in Family Guy, which is a double reference to the original work of Jurassic Park.
• The maypole message plays on Bobby "Boris" Picket's novelty song Monster Mash.
• The first line of the haiku is an obvious reference to the term "lounge lizards", referring to tacky lounge musicians.

See Also

• HP Restorers
• MP Restorers

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