Octopus gardener
| Octopus gardener | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 738 |
| Locations | An Octopus's Garden |
| Hit Points | 600 |
| Attack | 425 |
| Defense | 360 |
| No-Hit | 435 |
| Initiative | 200 |
| Meat | 80-120 |
| Phylum | fish |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head |
| Drops | octopus's spade, sea radish, soggy seed packet, straw hat, octopus ink bladder |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting an octopus gardenerThis octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew.
Hit Message(s):
It whacks you with a spade. Ace! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Argh! Ugh! Argh!
It rakes you over the coals. Well, actually, just over the soil. Still, it hurts. Eek! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Ow! Eek! Ouch!
It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical.
It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe. It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge. It tries to aerate you, but you decline. It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging.
It get its tentacles all tangled up in each other, until it falls comically to the ground. Stupid octopus. (FUMBLE!)
