Octopus gardener
| Octopus gardener | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 738 |
| Locations | An Octopus's Garden |
| Hit Points | 600 |
| Attack | 425 |
| Defense | 360 |
| No-Hit | 435 |
| Initiative | 200 |
| Meat | 80-120 |
| Phylum | fish |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head |
| Drops | octopus's spade, sea radish, soggy seed packet, straw hat, octopus ink bladder |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting an octopus gardenerThis octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew.
Hit Message(s):
It whacks you with a hoe, in different area codes. Ugh! Eek! Ow!
It rakes you over the coals. Well, actually, just over the soil. Still, it hurts. Ow! Ooh! Ow!
It whacks you with a spade. Ace! Ow! Ugh! Eek!
It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical. Argh! Eek! Oof!
It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe.
It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge.
It tries to aerate you, but you decline.
It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging.
It get its tentacles all tangled up in each other, until it falls comically to the ground. Stupid octopus. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: octopus's spade (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: soggy seed packet (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: straw hat (? chance)* |
