Octopus gardener
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Octopus gardener | |
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Monster ID | 738 |
Locations | An Octopus's Garden |
Hit Points | 600 |
Attack | 425 |
Defense | 360 |
No-Hit | 435 |
Initiative | 200 |
Meat | 80-120 |
Phylum | fish |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | arm, head |
Drops | octopus's spade, sea radish, soggy seed packet, straw hat, octopus ink bladder |
Manuel Entry | |
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This octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew.
Hit Message(s):
It whacks you with a hoe, in different area codes. Ooh! Argh! Argh!
It rakes you over the coals. Well, actually, just over the soil. Still, it hurts. Eek! Eek! Eek!
It whacks you with a spade. Ace! Ow! Oof! Argh!
It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical. Ow! Ugh! Ugh!
It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe.
It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge.
It tries to aerate you, but you decline.
It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging.
It get its tentacles all tangled up in each other, until it falls comically to the ground. Stupid octopus. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire an item: octopus's spade (? chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: soggy seed packet (? chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: straw hat (? chance)* |
Occurs at An Octopus's Garden.
References
- The attack message with "a hoe in different area codes" is a pun that references the Ludacris song Area Codes.
- The attack message with the spade is a reference to the song Ace of Spades by Motorhead.