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| Monster ID | 426 |
| Locations | The Valley of Rof L'm Fao (While Lucky!) |
| Hit Points | 75 |
| Attack | 85 |
| Defense | 76 |
| No-Hit | 95 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | bad spelling |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, wing |
| Drops | ASCII shirt, 30669 scroll, 33398 scroll, 334 scroll, 334 scroll |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Some Bad ASCII ArtA dead bird kissing a drunk bird? Two enormous pastie-clad bosoms? A TIE Fighter with a flat tire? You can't be sure, but you know it has to die.
Hit Message(s):
(X)^^CCF! Eek! Ooh! Argh!
@CDC$% right in the <face>! Oof! Ouch! Eek!
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Ow! Oof! Ugh!
#$__$#! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh!
It hits you in the <face>, and you're all ^_)** Oof! Argh! Eek!
It hits you with two parentheses, a set of braces, two brackets, several ampersands, and a dollar sign. You feel like you've been sworn at in Klingon while being hit by a truck. Ooh! Ugh! (bad spelling damage)
(X)^^CCF, but misses.
@CDC$%, but misses.
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#$__$#, but misses.
It tries to hit you, but misses. That makes you feel all %_^^^
It throws a string of exclamation points, dollar signs, and ampersands at you. You figure it's probably swearing, but it doesn't really phase you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: ASCII shirt (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: 30669 scroll (100% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: 33398 scroll (100% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)* |
| You gain 21 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm, semi-rarely.
Notes
- The shirt formerly dropped without Torso Awaregness. This has since been fixed.
- This monster accidentally had a monster level of 0 when it was first introduced.
- "Klingon" in the critical hit message refers to the fictional Start Trek language.
