Sabre-toothed goat

He bites you with his sabre teeth. You feel the urge to visit the theatre, and maybe see a spectre. Oof! Ouch!

He gnashes his sabre teeth at you and butts you in the head. And heads you in the butt. Ugh! Ow! Ooh!

He tries to bite you with his sabre teeth, but gets his lower lip instead.

He gnashes his sabre teeth at you. You give him a toothbrush and some toothpaste, which you didn't know you had and is now gone.

You gain 59 Meat.

You acquire 2.9% chance goat beards

You acquire 4.9% chance sets of sabre teeth

You gain 13 $substat.

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Occurs in The Goatlet.

References

• The bit about "tomato juice" is probably a reference to the lyrics of "I've Got a Fang", by They Might Be Giants: "Glistening white triangular tooth / Open up a can of tomato juice"