Spider gremlin
| Spider gremlin | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 552 |
| Locations | Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Over Where the Old Tires Are, The Junkyard (Post-War), The Junkyard (Retired) |
| Hit Points | 170 |
| Attack | 172 |
| Defense | 151 |
| No-Hit | ∞ |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 40-60 |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy) |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a spider gremlinWhat has eight hairy legs, giant venomous mandibles, fangs, claws, and slimy green skin?
Umm... that wasn't a riddle. I just wanted to know if you knew what's sneaking up behind you right now.
Though I guess the answer would be "a creature genetically engineered by scientists who decided combining the DNA of two malicious predators would be a really, really good idea."
Hit Message(s):
It tries to mate with you, then tries to decapitate you. You can't decide which is worse. Ow! Argh! Eek! Ow! (sleaze damage)
It shoots webbing all over your face. You choke and black out. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Eek!
It bites you in the fibula with its mandibles. The pain is far from nebulous. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Argh!
It whips out a pair of pliers and fastens them firmly on your foot. If only it'd tried to ply you with booze instead. Oof! Eek! Ow! Ow!
not known
None. This never misses. Ever.
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 | You gain ? Meat |
 | You acquire an item: gremlin juice |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it in The Junkyard
