Beaten Up

Beaten Up

You've had the crap beaten out of you. You're going to need some more crap.

Muscle -50%
Mysticality -50%
Moxie -50%

Obtained From

Reaching zero HP in any way (4 turns)
- While reaching zero HP normally grants 4 turns of Beaten Up, most methods of HP loss also consume a turn, leaving you with 3 turns of Beaten Up. Adventures under The Sea without Fishy consume 2 turns, leaving you with 2 turns of Beaten Up.
Trying to cheat Rodoric, the Staffcrafter (1 Adventure)
drinking at the Giant's Drink (3 Adventures)
Losing at No Whammies (3 Adventures)
Drinking a can of Dyspepsi-Cola or Cloaca-Cola with the effect Popping Stomach (10 Adventures)
Using explosion-flavored chewing gum (10 Adventures)
Eating foie gras (1 Adventure)
The Beaten-Senseless Man's Hand at South of The Border, Bad Moon only (10 Adventures)
Trying to inappropriately Bedazzle! (10 Adventures)
Calculate the Universe (with a final result of 7) (100 Adventures)
Obsoleted Methods
- Being kneecapped by the Penguin Mafia (10 Adventures) (No longer available)

If you are at 0 HP after taking damage the Beaten Up duration is reset before adding the new amount.
The following actions will explicitly cure Beaten Up:
- Resting at your campsite
- Using the Seal Clubber skill Tongue of the Walrus
- Using the Seal Clubber skill Hibernate
- Using the hot tub in your Clan VIP Lounge (maximum 5 uses per day)
- Using a tiny house
- Using a Space Tours Tripple
- Using a CSA all-purpose soap
- Using a personal massager (or having one in your inventory when you lose a fight)
- Using a vial of forest tears
- Using an aspirin
- Using a sewing kit
- Using your own black heart
- Having a first-aid pouch equipped when you lose a fight (this consumes the item)
- Having a Loathing Legion defibrillator equipped when you lose a fight
- Having the effect Cookie Backup active when you lose a fight
- Having the effect Heal Thy Nanoself active when you lose a fight
- Waiting until after rollover
Unlike most effects, getting Beaten Up multiple times in a row does not extend the length of the effect, but resets it. As a consequence of this, if you have more than 4 turns of Beaten Up, then lose all your HP, the number of turns remaining will be lowered to 4.