Stolen accordion
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stolen accordion
This is an accordion, which you stole from someone, you big jerk. Then again, you're keeping someone from playing the accordion, which somewhat balances the negative moral aspects of the theft.
(Meatsmithing component)
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed accordion)
Power: 10
Selling Price: 1 Meat.
(In-game plural: stolen accordions)
Drop Locations
- The Sewer
- Fishing Around in the Sewer
- Sewer Luck! (with ten-leaf clover)
- The Spooky Forest
- A Three-Tined Fork
Uses
Messages
You give up on clever tune-based attacks and just whack <it> with one end of your stolen accordion for X damage. BARF! BOOF! BOINK!
You play a haunting melody on your stolen accordion. Even though half the keys are missing and the bellows leak, it still does X damage. BAM! BOOF! BIFF!
You roll out the barrel. The barrel of PAIN. You do X damage. SPLAT! WHACK! SPLAT!
You play a rock 'n' roll tune on your stolen accordion. <It> describes it as 'quirky,' so you smack <it> for X damage. KERBLAM! WHAM! BAM!
You bring the accordion's bellows together rapidly, pinching <it> between the folds. <It> bellows in pain and takes X damage. ZOT! SPLAT! SOCKO!
Notes
- You must have either a stolen accordion, a calavera concertina, a Rock and Roll Legend, or a Squeezebox of the Ages in inventory in order to be able to cast Accordion Thief buffs.
- Having only the stolen accordion and not the Rock and Roll Legend means that the base duration of your AT buffs will be 5 turns (as opposed to 10 turns with the Rock and Roll Legend).
- Having a stolen accordion equipped as your weapon will cause your AT buff duration to be 5 turns, even if you have a better instrument in your inventory.
- Accordion Thieves start with one of these in their inventory.
- The second part of the description, starting from "Then again," was added on or around May 20, 2006.
References
- The hit message "You roll out the barrel [...]" is a reference to the song "Roll Out the Barrel", a drinking song that is traditionally played on the accordion.
Zapping
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disco ball | disco mask | helmet turtle | mariachi pants | pasta spoon | ravioli hat | saucepan | seal-skull helmet | seal-clubbing club | stolen accordion | turtle totem |
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Collection
- 🥇: Raullen (#289100) - 374,466
- 🥈: Lia_Sang (#2084467) - 312,658
- 🥉: hagrid333 (#191797) - 234,113
- #4: Fujiko (#124537) - 213,026
- #5: Icon315 (#1959735) - 175,273
- #6: efilnikufecin (#601149) - 110,402
- #7: Flaaron (#108281) - 108,281
- #8: Squirrelkin2 (#437393) - 100,079
- #9: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 60,969
- #10: Bryn 23011 (#1171425) - 57,678
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