Stolen accordion
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stolen accordion
This is an accordion, which you stole from someone, you big jerk. Then again, you're keeping someone from playing the accordion, which somewhat balances the negative moral aspects of the theft.
(Meatsmithing component)
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed accordion)
Song Duration: 5 Adventures
Damage: 1 - 2
Selling Price: 1 Meat.
(In-game plural: stolen accordions)
Obtained From
- The Spooky Forest
- A Three-Tined Fork
- Items
- chewing gum on a string (sometimes)
- Other
- Starting/Ascending as an Accordion Thief
- Obseleted Areas/Methods
Uses
Messages
You give up on clever tune-based attacks and just whack <it> with one end of your stolen accordion for X damage. SMACK! BAM! SMACK!
You play a haunting melody on your stolen accordion. Even though half the keys are missing and the bellows leak, it still does X damage. SMACK! BONK! KAPOW!
You roll out the barrel. The barrel of PAIN. You do X damage. WHAMMO! SMACK! BONK!
You play a rock 'n' roll tune on your stolen accordion. <It> describes it as 'quirky,' so you smack <it> for X damage. KERBLAM! SOCKO! BAM!
You bring the accordion's bellows together rapidly, pinching <it> between the folds. <It> bellows in pain and takes X damage. BONK! SPLAT! BONK!
Cadenza effect
- On use:
 | You gain 4−5 hit points. |
Notes
- You must have either a stolen accordion, a calavera concertina, a Rock and Roll Legend, a Squeezebox of the Ages, or The Trickster's Trikitixa in inventory in order to be able to cast Accordion Thief buffs.
- Each of the aforementioned accordions, when equipped, will grant a different number of adventures per cast of Accordion Thief songs. (See individual accordion pages for specifics.)
- Having a stolen accordion equipped as your weapon will cause your AT buff duration to be 5 turns, even if you have a better instrument in your inventory.
- The second part of the description, starting from "Then again," was added on or around May 20, 2006.
- After the 2013 update to the Accordion Thief, only Accordion Thieves can use this instrument to cast buffs. All other classes must use a toy accordion.
References
- The hit message "You roll out the barrel [...]" is a reference to the song "Roll Out the Barrel", a drinking song that is traditionally played on the accordion.
Zapping
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disco ball | disco mask | helmet turtle | mariachi pants | pasta spoon | ravioli hat | saucepan | seal-skull helmet | seal-clubbing club | stolen accordion | turtle totem |
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Collection
- 🥇: Raullen (#289100) - 374,466
- 🥈: Lia_Sang (#2084467) - 312,658
- 🥉: hagrid333 (#191797) - 234,113
- #4: Fujiko (#124537) - 213,026
- #5: Icon315 (#1959735) - 175,273
- #6: efilnikufecin (#601149) - 110,402
- #7: Flaaron (#108281) - 108,281
- #8: Squirrelkin2 (#437393) - 100,079
- #9: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 60,969
- #10: Bryn 23011 (#1171425) - 57,678
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