Sword behind inappropriate prepositions
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sword behind inappropriate prepositions
If you want upon rise like the masses behind the field like combat, then this is the sword you should have before your hand or strapped with your belt. Its temper and sharpness are head and shoulders to the rest. One two, one two, and upon and before -- along this sword outside your side, it won't be long around victory is over your reach.
Type: weapon (2-handed sword)
Power: 130
Muscle Required: 45
Selling Price: 135 Meat.Muscle +7
+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
(In-game plural: swords above inappropriate prepositions)
Recipe
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dense meat stack | chrome ore | ||
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chrome meat stack | sturdy sword hilt | ||
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chrome sword | facsimile dictionary | ||
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sword behind inappropriate prepositions | |||
Notes
- This item must be equipped at rollover in order to earn the extra adventures.
- The prepositions in the descriptive text are, as the item name suggests, inappropriate, and randomly change whenever it is read. If the appropriate prepositions were used, it would say:
- If you want to rise above the masses on the field of combat, then this is the sword you should have in your hand or strapped to your belt. Its temper and sharpness are head and shoulders above the rest. One two, one two, and through and through -- with this sword on your side, it won't be long before victory is within your reach.
- The item description deliberately avoids selecting the correct preposition in each location.
- Prepositions in other combat messages (such as your hit messages, item and skill usages, familiar actions and even monster name) also become randomly inappropriate, as do prepositions in chat!
- The effect does simple word substitution, and cannot distinguish usages of words that can be multiple different parts of speech. This is even visible in the item description:
- In the phrase "If you want to rise", the word "to" is part of the infinitive "to rise".
- In the phrase "before victory is in your reach," the word "before" is actually a conjunction.
- The prepositions are chosen from:
- about
- above
- across
- after
- against
- along
- among
- around
- at
- before
- behind
- below
- beneath
- beside
- between
- beyond
- by
- down
- during
- except
- for
- from
- in
- inside
- into
- like
- near
- of
- off
- on
- onto
- out
- outside
- over
- past
- through
- throughout
- to
- under
- up
- upon
- with
- within
- without
References
- "One, two! One, two! And through and through" is a line from the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll.
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