The Suburbs of Dis

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The Suburbs of Dis lies in the Nearby Plains, available with the Dis Abled effect active.

Notes

  • Combat messages in this area rhyme (mostly):
  • Pickpocketing:
  • You gaffler! Pick-pocket! Sneaker and snaker!
    You crept up behind them and took like a taker!
  • Familiar acts:
  • Your familiar did something to help in your plight,
    but you were distracted, with monsters to fight.
  • Your pet did a thing; I don't know what it did.
    Perhaps it went skiing, or huggled a squid?
  • Healing:
  • You heal a few damage -- not much, I'll admit,
    but the hitpoints you've added will help you a bit.
  • You've got 12 more hit points than you had before!
    Now go out and fight and get off of the floor!
  • Restoring MP:
  • You've just gotten <X> of your MP restored!
    Now you can show all those creeps what you've learned!
  • Fumble:
  • You fumble your weapon -- it lands on your bung!
    It hurts worse than the sting of a bee that has stung!
  • Taking damage:
  • You took <X> damage -- not just to your pride,
    but also to what keeps your insides inside.
  • It seems that you've lost <X> points of health.
    I hope you've been saving, so you'll still have your wealth.
  • Doing damage:
  • You do <X> points, and hit your foe in the belly,
    making it splash like a bag full of jelly.
  • You leap at your foe in a violent blitz,
    and cut off <X> hit points worth of bits.
  • Winning a fight:
  • The beast falls to the ground, 'cause you've taught it a lesson!
    It won't feel good in the morning, I'm guessin'.
  • Muscle stat gains:
  • Your strengthliness went up by <X> points! Hooray!
    Now find something else to beat up on today.
  • Mysticality stat gains:
  • You've got <X> points more brains than a moment ago!
    In the words of the immortal poet: like, woah.
  • Moxie stat gains:
  • You're a thief in the shadows, a ninja at night!
    You're <X> moxiousness slyer, all right!
  • to be determined:
  • A grin from your pet makes you feel more than thrilled,
    Because it implies that you're getting more skilled.