The Suburbs of Dis
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The Suburbs of Dis lies in the Nearby Plains, available with the Dis Abled effect active.
Notes
- Combat messages in this area rhyme (mostly):
- Pickpocketing:
- You gaffler! Pick-pocket! Sneaker and snaker!
You crept up behind them and took like a taker!
- You gaffler! Pick-pocket! Sneaker and snaker!
- Familiar acts:
- Your familiar did something to help in your plight,
but you were distracted, with monsters to fight. - Your pet did a thing; I don't know what it did.
Perhaps it went skiing, or huggled a squid?
- Your familiar did something to help in your plight,
- Healing:
- You heal a few damage -- not much, I'll admit,
but the hitpoints you've added will help you a bit. - You've got 12 more hit points than you had before!
Now go out and fight and get off of the floor!
- You heal a few damage -- not much, I'll admit,
- Restoring MP:
- You've just gotten <X> of your MP restored!
Now you can show all those creeps what you've learned!
- You've just gotten <X> of your MP restored!
- Fumble:
- You fumble your weapon -- it lands on your bung!
It hurts worse than the sting of a bee that has stung!
- You fumble your weapon -- it lands on your bung!
- Taking damage:
- You took <X> damage -- not just to your pride,
but also to what keeps your insides inside. - It seems that you've lost <X> points of health.
I hope you've been saving, so you'll still have your wealth.
- You took <X> damage -- not just to your pride,
- Doing damage:
- You do <X> points, and hit your foe in the belly,
making it splash like a bag full of jelly. - You leap at your foe in a violent blitz,
and cut off <X> hit points worth of bits.
- You do <X> points, and hit your foe in the belly,
- Winning a fight:
- The beast falls to the ground, 'cause you've taught it a lesson!
It won't feel good in the morning, I'm guessin'.
- The beast falls to the ground, 'cause you've taught it a lesson!
- Muscle stat gains:
- Your strengthliness went up by <X> points! Hooray!
Now find something else to beat up on today.
- Your strengthliness went up by <X> points! Hooray!
- Mysticality stat gains:
- You've got <X> points more brains than a moment ago!
In the words of the immortal poet: like, woah.
- You've got <X> points more brains than a moment ago!
- Moxie stat gains:
- You're a thief in the shadows, a ninja at night!
You're <X> moxiousness slyer, all right!
- You're a thief in the shadows, a ninja at night!
- to be determined:
- A grin from your pet makes you feel more than thrilled,
Because it implies that you're getting more skilled.
- A grin from your pet makes you feel more than thrilled,