The Valley of Rof L'm Fao

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The Valley of Rof L'm Fao
The Valley of Rof L'm Fao
The Valley of Rof L'm Fao
Zone Num 80
Location The Big Mountains
Unlocks After completing the Orc Chasm Quest.
Recom Stat 68
Combat % 100
ML 75 - 87
Terrain outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky Bad ASCII Art
Bad Moon Mistaken Identity, LOL
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This area, found in The Big Mountains, opens up once you have the bridge in your inventory. Before the bridge it was The Orc Chasm. It is populated mostly by the horrid denizens of the Internet chat room, who will inflict bad spelling damage upon you, and a really angry adding machine. If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message:

As you near the Valley, you hear the beating of drums. Sinister drums. Nearby sinister drums. You freak out, and can go no further.
(You must have at least 68 $stat to adventure here.)

Template:CombatFrequency All monsters, except a rampaging adding machine, here suffer 30-60 damage from the dictionary, which can be used without being consumed.

Combat Adventures


1335 HaXx0r This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)

Anime Smiley This monster is a Horror -- (edit metadata)

Flaming Troll This monster is a Humanoid -- (edit metadata)

Lamz0r N00b This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)

me4t begZ0r This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: meat vortex
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 87 • Substat Gain: 21.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 97
  • Monster Defense: 78
  • Hit Points: 77
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: bad spelling, weak against dictionary

Spam Witch This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
  • The sammich crusts will not drop unless you are on a bounty hunt.

XXX pr0n This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)

rampaging adding machine This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 80 • Substat Gain: 20 • Moxie for No Hit*: 90
  • Monster Defense: 72
  • Hit Points: 70
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Some Bad ASCII Art -- (create metadata)

Monster data missing.

References

  • The name "The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm" is a play on a non-existent area in Zork 1. In the bundled "invisiClues", one could get help for Zork 1 with the use of a special pen that made hints appear below corresponding questions. The hints were divided by sections of the game, and one section was labeled "The Land Beyond the Chasm". The guide talks extensively about a bridge that can neither be found nor created, and, thus, the area is inaccessible. The section's purpose was to ensure that players couldn't spoil themselves by reading the questions and determining the answers; many other questions had no relevance to gameplay, and still others contained large amounts of blank space in order to fool a player into thinking that might be an important question. An online version of invisiClues for Zork 1 can be found here.
  • When spoken out loud, "Orc Chasm" sounds much like "Orgasm"
  • The Valley of Rof L'm Fao stands for "The Valley of Rolling on the Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off."
  • All of the monsters in this area make heavy use of Leetspeak, a type of internet slang that changes the spelling of English words by replacing letters with visually similar symbols (especially letters for numbers, such as 1 for L).
  • Jick maintains that the Valley is not, in fact, intended to resemble a part of the female anatomy. Also, originally, when you used the bridge, you got a new picture that looked even more like female anatomy, complete with mountains that looked like knees up in the air and a well-placed tree at the cleft where they met. However, Jick got tired of people snickering and took the picture out, as quoted from Mr. Skullhead's forum post.
    (This reference may not be entirely accurate, so it needs to be double checked and properly explained and formatted. See this page's talk page for more information.)