Ultra Rares

Ultra Rares are items that are extremely rare drops, designed to be acquirable only through chance (or loads of meat). Jick has done an incredibly good job of keeping them virtually inaccessible to farmers (or at least as inaccessible as to occasional visitors), and the mechanic by which they occur is unknown. There has been much debate over the best strategy to acquire one of these. As yet, the only way which seems to have a good chance of paying off in the long run is to save your meat.

All ultra rares pulverize into ultimate wads.

List of Rares

Item	Enchantment	Monster	Location
17-ball	+20 Spooky Damage +20 Stench Damage +20 Hot Damage +20 Cold Damage +20 Sleaze Damage	pooltergeist	The Haunted Billiards Room
Counterclockwise Watch	+10 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.	The Temporal Bandit	A Battlefield
crazy bastard sword	+7 Extra PvP Fights Melee Damage +30 +2% chance of Critical Hit	crazy bastard	The Sleazy Back Alley
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	Superhuman Resistance to All Elements	Knott Slanding	The Icy Peak
hockey stick of furious angry rage	+30 to Monster Level Muscle +5%	hockey elemental	Camp Logging Camp
hypnodisk	+25% Item Drops from Monsters	Hypnotist of Hey Deze	The Deep Fat Friars' Gate
incredibly dense meat gem	+40% Meat from Monsters Moxie +5 Maximum MP +10	infinite meat bug	Treasury
Platinum Yendorian Express Card	Once a day: Extends duration of current effects by 5 adventures Restores all MP Cools zap wands Opens Locked Doors	The Master Of Thieves	The Dungeons of Doom
Talisman of Baio	All Attributes Increase with Moonlight	Baiowulf	The Spooky Forest
Talisman of Bakula	Hemophilia	Count Bakula	The Misspelled Cemetary