User:Fxer
Eating und Drinking
Myst: Roll in the Hay (whiskey+soda+umbrella) or Horizontal Tango (wine+soda+umbrella)
Moxie: Rockin' Wagon (vodka+olive+ice cubes) or Perpendicular Hula (rum+strawberry+ice cubes)
Muscle: Slip n' Slide (vodka+orange+coconut) or Fuzzbump (whiskey+lemon+coconut)
Hardcore Help
- Hardcore Strategy
- Hardcore Checklist
- Hardcore Familiar Analysis
- Hardcore Skill Analysis
- Combat Style
- Hardcore Class Strategy
General Help
Early Resistance:
- Sleaze: White Satin Pants
- Cold: Oil of Parrrlay
- Hot: Infernal Insoles
- Stench: Bum Cheek, Pine Fresh Air Freshener, Harem Veil
- Spooky: Lihc Eye Pie, Lihc Face
Familiar Stuff
Dandy Lion - Increases item find at same rate as a gravy fairy, restores HP/MP 50% of the time.
Bad Moon & Oxy
Bad Moon path:
- Can't finish with Pastamancer or Turtle Tamer (-20% moxie items)
- Can only finish as Seal Clubber if you do Turtle Tamer next (club useless to other classes)
- Finishing with Accordion Thief gives you an uncapped volleychaun hatrack
Bounty Hunting
Area | 0% | +10% | -10% |
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob** | 29.93 | - | 29.02 |
Area 0% +10% -10% Outskirts** 29.93 ----- 29.02 "Fun" House 40.00 ----- ----- Degrassi Knoll 67.67 60.13 ----- Entryway 42.00 ----- ----- Spooky Forest 30.00 25.71 ----- Tower Ruins 42.00 ----- ----- Back Alley** 44.16 ----- 40.26 Haunted Pantry 39.88 35.52 ----- Dungeons/Doom 43.35 37.88 ----- South/Border 39.45 32.95 ----- Laboratory**** 40.00 ----- ----- Pirate's Cove 42.52 36.34 ----- Treasury 40.09 35.86 ----- Hippy Camp 33.00 ----- ----- Frat House 34.00 ----- ----- Whitey's Grove 41.61 36.82 ----- PFA 37.50 33.33 ----- Ninja Snowmen 40.00 ----- ----- HitS* 41.38 ----- ----- Castle 39.74 35.09 ----- Gallery 41.10 36.54 ----- Wine Racks 40.00 ----- ----- Valley 45.00 40.91 ----- Goatlet**** 40.00 ----- -----
Stat Boosts
- Moxie
- Pirate pamphlet (+10%)
- Body Spray (+10%)
- Super Spiky Hair Gel (+5%)
- Hairspray (+15%)
- Muscle
- Blood of the Wereseal (+X%)
- Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (+25%)
- Ben-Gal Balm (+15%)
- Strength of Ten Ettins (+25%)
- Pirate brochure (+10%)
- Goofballs (+20%)
- Hella Tough (+25%) - BM buff only
- Myst
- Bleh
- Combat Initiative
- Items
- Ant Agonist (+30%) - The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Cheap wind up clock (+30%) - Smacketeria
- Sugar Rush (+20%) - Assorted candies
- Swabbie Swab (+30%) - The F'c'le
- Equipment
- Furniture Dolly (+30%) - Battlefield
- Lord Spookyraven's Ear Trumpet (+25%) - Holy MacGuffin Quest
- Worn Tophat (+20%) - Ballroom
- Hors d'oeuvre tray (+20%) - Ballroom
- Little round pebble (+50%) - Haiku Dungeon
- Skills
- Canticle of Celerity (+20%) - AT buff
- Springy Fusilli (+40%) - PM skill
- Lust (+50%) - Bad Moon skill
Quests
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Elemental Damage for protectors: Iti Kitty Phone Charm Happiness Wads Nuggets Tarrrnished Charrrm Bracelet Lupine Sword Snarling Wolf Shield Disco Inferno Kiss of the Black Fairy
Can of black paint or titanium assault umbrella + serum of sarcasm for lord spookyraven
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Path is usually AJB-OD. Get arena flyers, then go to the HitS and flyer them. Do the dooks and orchard in no outfit, flyer them. Finish flyering at the gremlins if needed, if you can run +ML it will all go faster.
Nuns
- 2 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhalers (+200% meat, 10 adv/each)
- Meat cowboy hat on hatrack (30lb leprechaun, +130% meat)
- Preternatural Greed demon name (+100% meat, 30 adv)
- Glimmering buzzard feather (+60% meat, 20 adv)
- Winklered from Arena frat reward (+40% meat, 20 adv)
- Knob Goblin nasal spray (+30% meat, 10 adv/each)
- Sauceror - Expert Panhandling (+10% meat)
- Disco Bandit - Nimble Fingers (+20% meat)
- Use birdform on filthworms to get stinkbugs, use stinkbugs 5 times to get +60% meat feather for nuns
Beach
Without 2 -combat modifiers (reodorant and AT/SC skill) probably skip
Orchard
Complete not wearing fatigues, flyer all the worms.
- balloon helmet on hatrack (36lb fairy, +70% item find)
- glimmering raven feather (+60% item find)
- Knob Goblin eyedrops (+15% item find, 10 adv/ea)
- Baron von Ratsworth's monocle (+10% item find)
- lucky rabbit's foot (+7% item find)
- Miner's Helmet
- Towel cape
- Pet Buffing Spray
Dooks
Complete not wearing fatigues, flyer all the dooks.
- First, use a chaos butterfly in combat.
- Next, make a fence out of the barbed wire (choice #3) when you are cornered.
- Knock over the lantern (choice #1) when you are cornered again.
- Dump out the drum (choice #2) when you are cornered a third time.
Basementing
- Sauceror is the cheapest class to dive as
- Cheaper to use Cannelloni for 20MP than pay for elemental phials
Trying to max out your DA is the way to go, with +HP items 2nd, +Muscle% third (unless you're diving at a relatively high level). DR is kind of useless since the level of damage you're taking is so high.
With that in mind, here's the "value" Gauntlet setup. Obviously, some people will have better access to resources/personal skills. I don't know what you have and what you don't, so here's something I threw together assuming few if any ascensions.
Hat: Wreath of Laurels 200 (+Muscle)
Wep: Duct Tape Sword 40
Shd: Catskin Buckler 50
Leg: Danglin' Chat'd Loincloth 200
Ac1: Shiny Hood Ornament +HP
Ac2: Blackberry Boots +HP
Ac3: Bejeweled pledge pin +HP
Total: 490
Effects: Astral Shell 80 Ghostly Shell 80 Twinkly powder 30
Total: 190 Grand Total: 680
DA Bonuses, if they're available.
Battered old top-hat, 0 additional, but bonuses. Need Hobopolis.
Bronze Breastplate 125 additional, need Torso Awareness
SSSuspenders 30 additional, need a HC run.
Hide of the Otter/Walrus 20/40 additional, SC skill.
Tao Double hat and pants power x2, TT skill
Other stuff: Shanty (HP bonus) Power Ballad (Kind of useless, but every little bit helps I guess...). All the cheap percentage +Muscle/+HP item effects, like Mick's, pine cones.
Addendum: It only makes sense to go up to 1000 DA, so if you have Tao, you can use lower powered hats/pants in an efforts to increase +HP or +Mus even more.
Part 2: When I ranked bonuses you want on the first line, I meant in terms of choosing equipment. Obviously, a lemon potion is going to bump your MaxHP quite a bit, so you'll want to be using one regardless of whatever else you have.