Path of the Roach

Here is a page that quickly maps out the Form of...Cockroach! adventures from The Gong Has Been Bung. It does not seem to matter, in the Welcome Back! adventure, which selection is chosen.

Step 1	Step 2	Step 3	Final Reward Effect (20 Adventures)
Head towards the noise (Muscle)	Party with your fellow roaches (Moxie)	Find a private place	Ack! Barred! +30% Muscle
		Make a move	New, Improved +10% to all stats
		Just keep chatting	Unpopular +30 Monster Level
	Catch up on your reading (Muscle)	Read some classic literature	Ack! Barred! +30% Muscle
		Read a fantasy series	New, Improved +10% to all stats
		Read a horror novel	Extra Sensory Perception +50% item drops
	Sift through the wreckage (MP)	Forage for Food	Ack! Barred! +30% Muscle
		Forage for Items	Extra Sensory Perception +50% item drops
		Forage for Friends	Unpopular +30 Monster Level
Find a hiding place (Mysticality)	Scuttle away from the woman (Mysticality)	Steady your nerves	Alchemical, Brother +30% Mysticality
		Write your story	Unpopular +30 Monster Level
		Escape while you still can	New, Improved +10% to all stats
	Scuttle towards the the woman (Muscle)	Scamper past the woman	Extra Sensory Perception +50% item drops
		Keep dodging	New, Improved +10% to all stats
		Head outdoors	Alchemical, Brother +30% Mysticality
	Hide somewhere (MP)	Check out the Jello mold	Unpopular +30 Monster Level
		Have some fresh fruit	Alchemical, Brother +30% Mysticality
		See what's in the pitcher	Extra Sensory Perception +50% item drops
Head away from the noise (Moxie)	Explore the house (Moxie)	Go into the study	Unpopular +30 Monster Level
		Go into the kitchen	Radiant Personality +30% Moxie
		Go into the bathroom	New, Improved +10% to all stats
	Try and get a job (Mysticality)	Be the Mascot	Unpopular +30 Monster Level
		Be the lab roach	Radiant Personality +30% Moxie
		Be the billboard	Extra Sensory Perception +50% item drops
	Go for a walk (MP)	Accept his proposal	Radiant Personality +30% Moxie
		Walk away	New, Improved +10% to all stats
		Retaliate	Extra Sensory Perception +50% item drops

Notes

• The amount of substat gain is approximately equal to your (unbuffed) mainstat, capped at 200.