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Eating und Drinking

Moxie Mysticality Muscle
Rockin' Wagon (vodka+olive+cubes)
Perpendicular Hula (rum+strawberry+cubes)
Mae West (whiskey+strawberry+cubes)
Prussian Cathouse (wine+strawberry+cubes)
Roll in the Hay (whiskey+soda+umbrella)
Horizontal Tango (wine+soda+umbrella)
Slip n' Slide (vodka+orange+coconut)
Fuzzbump (whiskey+lemon+coconut)

Hardcore Help

General Help

Early Resistance:

  • Sleaze: White Satin Pants
  • Cold: Oil of Parrrlay
  • Hot: Infernal Insoles
  • Stench: Bum Cheek, Pine Fresh Air Freshener, Harem Veil
  • Spooky: Lihc Eye Pie, Lihc Face

Familiar Stuff

Dandy Lion - Increases item find at same rate as a gravy fairy, restores HP/MP 50% of the time.

Bad Moon & Oxy

Bad Moon path:

  • Can't finish with Pastamancer or Turtle Tamer (-20% moxie items)
  • Can only finish as Seal Clubber if you do Turtle Tamer next (club useless to other classes)
  • Finishing with Accordion Thief gives you an uncapped volleychaun hatrack

Bounty Hunting

Average number of adventures to complete the bounties, with 0%, +10% and -10% Combat Frequency modifiers

Area 0% +10% -10%
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob 29.93 - 29.02
The "Fun" House 40.00 - -
Degrassi Knoll 67.67 60.13 -
Entryway 42.00 - -
The Spooky Forest 30.00 25.71 -
Tower Ruins 42.00 - -
The Sleazy Back Alley 44.16 - 40.26
The Haunted Pantry 39.88 35.52 -
The Dungeons of Doom 43.35 37.88 -
South of The Border 39.45 32.95 -
Laboratory 40.00 - -
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove 42.52 36.34 -
Treasury 40.09 35.86 -
The Hippy Camp 33.00 - -
Orcish Frat House 34.00 - -
Whitey's Grove 41.61 36.82 -
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship 37.50 33.33 -
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen 40.00 - -
The Hole in the Sky 41.38 - -
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky 39.74 35.09 -
The Haunted Gallery 41.10 36.54 -
The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm 45.00 40.91 -
Wine Racks 40.00 - -
The Goatlet 40.00 - -

From original spading post by Tuga [1]

Stat Boosts

  • Moxie
    • Pirate pamphlet (+10%)
    • Body Spray (+10%)
    • Super Spiky Hair Gel (+5%)
    • Hairspray (+15%)
  • Muscle / HP
    • Percentage
    • Blood of the Wereseal (+X%) - Smacketeria
    • Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (+25%) - Castle in the Clouds
    • Ben-Gal Balm (+15%) - Market Demon
    • Strength of Ten Ettins (+25%) - DoD potion
    • Pirate brochure (+10%) - Barrrgain Bookstore
    • Hella Tough (+25%) - BM buff
    • Fixed
    • Black Greaves (+10 mus)
    • Lead pipe (+6 mus)
    • Reinforced beaded headband (+40 hp)
    • Bejeweled pledge pin (+40 hp)
  • Myst
    • Bleh
  • Combat Initiative
    • Items
    • Panty raider camouflage (+100%) - Battlefield, war hippy fatigues
    • Ant Agonist (+30%) - The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
    • Cheap wind up clock (+30%) - Smacketeria
    • Sugar Rush (+20%) - Assorted candies
    • Swabbie Swab (+30%) - The F'c'le
    • Equipment
    • Furniture Dolly (+30%) - Battlefield, war hippy fatigues
    • Lord Spookyraven's Ear Trumpet (+25%) - Holy MacGuffin Quest
    • Worn Tophat (+20%) - Ballroom
    • Hors d'oeuvre tray (+20%) - Ballroom
    • Little round pebble (+50%) - Haiku Dungeon
    • Skills
    • Canticle of Celerity (+20%) - AT buff
    • Springy Fusilli (+40%) - PM skill
    • Lust (+50%) - Bad Moon skill

Quests

11

Elemental Damage for protectors: Iti Kitty Phone Charm Happiness Wads Nuggets Tarrrnished Charrrm Bracelet Lupine Sword Snarling Wolf Shield Disco Inferno Kiss of the Black Fairy

Can of black paint or titanium assault umbrella + serum of sarcasm for lord spookyraven

12

Path is usually AJB-OD. Get arena flyers, then go to the HitS and flyer them. Do the dooks and orchard in no outfit, flyer them. Finish flyering at the gremlins if needed, if you can run +ML it will all go faster.

Nuns

  • Sauceror - Expert Panhandling (+10% meat)
  • Disco Bandit - Nimble Fingers (+20% meat)
  • Use birdform on filthworms to get stinkbugs, use stinkbugs 5 times to get +60% meat feather for nuns

Beach

Without 2 -combat modifiers (reodorant and AT/SC skill) probably skip

Orchard

Complete not wearing fatigues, flyer all the worms.

Dooks

Complete not wearing fatigues, flyer all the dooks.

  • First, use a chaos butterfly in combat.
  • Next, make a fence out of the barbed wire (choice #3) when you are cornered.
  • Knock over the lantern (choice #1) when you are cornered again.
  • Dump out the drum (choice #2) when you are cornered a third time.

Basementing

  • Sauceror is the cheapest class to dive as
  • Cheaper to use Cannelloni for 20MP than pay for elemental phials

Trying to max out your DA is the way to go, with +HP items 2nd, +Muscle% third (unless you're diving at a relatively high level). DR is kind of useless since the level of damage you're taking is so high.

With that in mind, here's the "value" Gauntlet setup. Obviously, some people will have better access to resources/personal skills. I don't know what you have and what you don't, so here's something I threw together assuming few if any ascensions.


Hat: Wreath of Laurels 200 (+Muscle) Wep: Duct Tape Sword 40 Shd: Catskin Buckler 50 Leg: Danglin' Chat'd Loincloth 200 Ac1: Shiny Hood Ornament +HP Ac2: Blackberry Boots +HP Ac3: Bejeweled pledge pin +HP

Total: 490

Effects: Astral Shell 80 Ghostly Shell 80 Twinkly powder 30

Total: 190 Grand Total: 680


DA Bonuses, if they're available. Battered old top-hat, 0 additional, but bonuses. Need Hobopolis. Bronze Breastplate 125 additional, need Torso Awareness SSSuspenders 30 additional, need a HC run. Hide of the Otter/Walrus 20/40 additional, SC skill. Tao Double hat and pants power x2, TT skill

Other stuff: Shanty (HP bonus) Power Ballad (Kind of useless, but every little bit helps I guess...). All the cheap percentage +Muscle/+HP item effects, like Mick's, pine cones.


Addendum: It only makes sense to go up to 1000 DA, so if you have Tao, you can use lower powered hats/pants in an efforts to increase +HP or +Mus even more.

Part 2: When I ranked bonuses you want on the first line, I meant in terms of choosing equipment. Obviously, a lemon potion is going to bump your MaxHP quite a bit, so you'll want to be using one regardless of whatever else you have.