User:Relyk

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Quests

The Cyrpt Choice Adventures
The Defiled Nook
Skull, Skull, Skull
  The Defiled Niche
Urning Your Keep
 
Check behind the first one 40-60 Chutzpah Investigate the first urn 40-60 Enchantedness
Look inside the second one 200-300 Meat Check out the second one plus-sized phylactery
(first time only)
See what's under the third one rusty bonesaw See what's behind Urn #3 200-300 Meat
Check the shiny object (rare) debonair deboner Turn Away Skip adventure
Leave the skulls alone Skip adventure
 
The Defiled Cranny
Death Rattlin'
The Defiled Alcove
Turn Your Head and Coffin
Open up the closed one 200-300 Meat Investigate the fancy coffin 40-60 Strengthliness
Crawl inside the open one 40-50 HP & MP
20-30 each substat
Check out the pine box 200-300 Meat
Dig through the rubble on the ground can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ Look in the wet one half-rotten brain
Leave them all be Skip adventure Leave the drawers alone Skip adventure
Open the rattling one Fight swarm of ghuol whelps
 
  1. Next, make a fence out of the barbed wire (choice #3) when you are cornered.
  2. Knock over the lantern (choice #1) when you are cornered again.
  3. Dump out the drum (choice #2) when you are cornered a third time.

Guild Quests

Level 1

  1. Pull Milk of Magnesium, 5 Lunchboxes, Elvish Sunglasses, BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt, 2 Toy Mercenaries, and lead necklace; equip them all.
  2. Pull and sell Facsimile Dictionary for meat.
  3. Use Lunchboxes and consume food to level 3, use Milk of Magnesium with Pastries.
  4. Open guild immediately and get meatcar quest.
  5. Make meatcar and get detuned radio (Set to 10).
  6. Go unlock the untinkerer.
  7. Get Dinghy Plans from beach.
  8. Obtain 3 worthless trinkets for dingy planks, epic weapon, and sweet rims. Get more for clovers.
  9. Buy Casino Pass and make Disco Banjo.
  10. Adventure at shore once to start counter.

Level 3

  1. Pull Carnivore button since we have enough Moxie.
  2. Complete larva quest.
  3. Complete tavern quest.
  4. Adventure in pantry until mansion is unlocked.
  5. Adventure in plains until encryption key.
  6. Adventure at shore 4 more times to unlock island.
  7. Pull Pumpkin Bomb for hippy (One with double-barreled sling). Smash any Magical Ice Cubes for cold powder. If so, get the hemp string instead.
  8. Start unlocking mansion.
  9. If not level 5 yet, start collecting pixels.

Level 5

  1. Pull two corpsetini, one for consumption and one for rollover.
  2. Get Harem girl outfit and clover for perfume.
  3. Get Elite uniform semirare if it hasn't come up yet.
  4. Clover for biscuits if available and unlock Boss Bat, then kill three Bodyguards.
  5. Pull chef-in-a-box and buy an olive and make a serum of sarcasm.
  6. Kill Knob Goblin King and then Boss Bat.
  7. Finish collecting pixels until level 6.

Level 6

  1. Pull 2 Sneaky Pete's key lime pies and eat both if possible.
  2. Finish grove, try to get hot wings and ruby W
  3. Start getting pirate outfit. Use Pumpkin Bomb if possible.
  4. Make serum of sarcasm for collecting insults if necessary.
  5. Stop after hitting level 7.

Level 7

Should be day 2 by now.

  1. Pull 5 lunchboxes and a bungle in the jungle.
  2. Start on the crypt, use serum of sarcasm for bonderdagon.
  3. Try to get a skeleton key here so it doesn't have to be pulled.
  4. Unlock hidden temple now.
  5. If finished, go back to cove and work on quest, if finished go to DoD.
  6. Go start Dungeons of Doom and burn until bomb.

Level 8

  1. Pull Pumpkin Bomb for outfit once available, burn adventures on DoD.
  2. Mine for ore and start farming goats, using grove buff.
  3. Pull goat cheese if it takes too long and finish quest.
  4. Make/pull serums of sarcasm and start unlocking the ballroom.
  5. Powerlevel to 9.

Level 9

  1. Hopefully third semirare hasn't come up yet.
  2. Get the abridged dictionary and open chasm.
  3. Pull a 4-d camera and try to get a lowercase N.
  4. Get two sets of scrolls from semirare and then printer scrolls.
  5. Finish unlocking DoD for wand and cove if it wasn't completed.
  6. Powerlevel to 10.

Level 10

  1. Finish beanstalk and unlock HitS. Pull any items that are taking awhile to get.
  2. Powerlevel to level 11.

Level 11

Should be end of day 3 or start of day 4.

  1. Get documents and unlock black market.
  2. Go get talisman from cove.
  3. Pull pumpkin bomb to get ketchup hound and stunt nuts, and wet stew for dr. alarm.
  4. Start on hidden temple, use serum of sarcasm if needed for ghosts.
  5. Stop at boss and go start on cellar. Use grove buff to collect booze.
  6. Go powerlevel to level 12

Level 12

  1. Pumpkin bomb for outfit or pull it. Go start the war.
  2. Grab flyers and pull a prismatic wad. Use it and go flyer the three bosses. Start on sonofabeach and burn negative effects on desert.
  3. Pull clover, drum machine, and buy black paint for oasis.
  4. Flyer everything on oasis and unlock pyramid.
  5. Go kill the rat king using Wrath of the Trickster God, serum of sarcasm, etc. for some tomb ratchets.
  6. Get the wheel and ratchet until you have to turn the wheel.
  7. Flyer all the forms of Ed.
  8. Go start on junkyard.
  9. If you still need to flyer, use carnivore button and bone spurs and flyer HitS while getting star stuff. Once you're done, pull a couple star key lime pies to make richard's star key if necessary.
  10. Unlock the orchard and pull cyclops eyedrops.
  11. You should semirare for a vapor for nuns at this point.
  12. Unlock the nuns next and maximize meat.
  13. Ignore the farm and finish the quest, use serum of sarcasm for boss.
  14. Powerlevel to 13

Level 13

  1. Get DoD potions out and clover/pull for extra items at door.
  2. Zap a key and make any instruments necessary.
  3. Get past hedge and pull/clover for items at guardians. Get a wang for globe so you can get wand afterwards.
  4. Pull a scented massage oil if you didn't get enough red pixel potions/war heals.
  5. One of your semirares should be irradiated pet snacks, get pet-buffing spray and pull a bar whip if pets aren't at 20 with lead necklace.
  6. Pull vinyl boots, square sponge pants if you haven't already, and maximize moxie.
  7. Pewpew sorceress to death.