User:Unnatural20

I played KoL in January 2004. Got bored with the lack of ascension, and dropped it.

In late 2005, I returned to a game much better than I had left.

I got the Gourdcore and Boss Boss trophies while an Oxygenarian Disco Bandit, with no permanant skills.

And I still think I aughta gotten a bugfinder blade for this. http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=3185

...I try not to be a jerk, but if I am, call me on it.

Why did you click this link, anyway?

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Sandboxing!

Ideas To Be Tried or In Progress

• Serious housing downgrade: something better than an Instant House being replaced with a Newbiesport tent. Maybe in

hardcore.

• Support the habit: Buying 1000 goofballs in a single ascension, so that the last one costs a million meat by itself.

(Unlikely, as it would cost just short of 500 million meat.)

• Visit every location in the game in alphabetical order.
• Ascend at character level 1.

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Things that have been tried

Food

• Eat 212 Lucky Surprise Eggs
• Eat 140 toast
• Eat 60 gnocchetti di Nietzsche
• Eat 75 cold hi mein
• Eat 39 stalks of asparagus
• Eat 1337 urinal cakes
• Eat 11 Birthday Party Jellybean Cheesecakes
• Eat 666 ghoul ghoulash
• Eat 100 brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings
• Eat 450 White Citadel Burgers

Booze

• Drink 100 extremely spicy bloody marys
• Drink 176 Roll in the Hays
• Drink 46 Salty Dogs
• Drink 100 White Xanadians
• Drink 100 bloody mary(s)
• Drink 113 Whiskey and Colas

Familiar

• 1000 lb of familiar
• Taking 0 kill familiar through gash (softcore)
• 100 lbs of elemental gravy fairy
• 59 pound pet rock in softcore
• 51 pound pet rock in hardcore
• Ascending without a familiar
• Ascend in all 6 classes using an O.A.F. and get 100% familiar usage for all of them
• Get a 98 pound Handyman (hunchbacked minion?)
• Complete run with only doppelshifter

Naughty Sorceress

• Defeat the Naughty Sorceress without getting any familiar kills at all in hardcore
• Beat the Naughty Sorceress with the Amulet of Yendor equipped in Hardcore
• Defeat the Naughty Sorceress with an oyster basket equipped
• Get your familiar to 20 pounds from killing the first form of the Naughty Sorceress
• Beating NS naked
• Defeat the Naughty Sorceress dual-wielding two Wands of Nagamar

Combat

• Losing to fluffy bunny in the dire warren
• Kill 11 bunnies in the dire warren with Dyspepsi grenades or [[Cloaca

grenade|Cloaca grenades]]

• Kill 500 bunnies in the dire warren
• Fail to win a battle against a CLEESHed monster and lose after 30 rounds

Meat

• Donate over 1 million meat to The Collection Collection
• Make 1 million meat in Bad Moon

Interface Stuff

• Add oneself to ignore list
• Send oneself a message while oneself on ignore list
• Send oneself an item while oneself on ignore list
• Propose trade with oneself
• Add Jick/Xenophobe/Uncle Crimbo/Toot Oriole/Mr Skullhead/Multi Czar to ignore list
• Attempt to report a bug with Jick on ignore list
• Attack Jick via PvP
• Write your Activation code in the Notes section of the Quest Log
• Having 200 meatsmithing recipes
• Set your account to every single one of the time zones, one at a time

Effects

• Having 155 buffs at one time
• Have 2500 turns of Disco State of Mind
• Spend 65 adventures blind (under Temporary Blindness)
• Get 1000/5000/10000/15000 turns of blindness
• Have 1000 turns of Beaten Up -Unnatural20
• Have 150 adventures worth of La Bamba
• Have with 100 turns apiece of Hella Smooth, Hella Tough, and Hella Smart, in Bad Moon. (State-based)
• Have 300 turns of the effect Hella Smooth in Bad Moon
• Have 10000 turns of Bloody Hand

Other

• 101 Shore trips in Hardcore
• 5000 Shore trips
• Ascend a softcore run using exactly 1337 adventures
• Ascend a softcore run without making any pulls
• Ascend and choose not to permanent a skill
• Ascending from Hardcore without taking a skill
• Autosell a misshapen animal skeleton in Hardcore
• Autosell starter items (disco ball, disco mask, helmet turtle, mariachi pants, pasta spoon, [[ravioli

hat]], saucepan, seal-skull helmet, seal-clubbing club, spices, stolen accordion, turtle totem)

• Autoselling everything in inventory
• Bet 211 times in Hardcore for the Champ (Tapajunta Del Maiz) at Finger-Lickin'...Death
• Bet and win/lose 100 times in Hardcore for the (Tapajunta Del Maiz) at Finger-Lickin'...Death
• Bet 105 times in softcore for the Underdog (Cuerno De La Pierna Del Cuerno De La Niebla) at Finger-Lickin'...Death
• Buy 100 White Citadel Burgers at once
• Buying all gift shop items and putting them in your Display Case (HCOxy)
• Clear all barrels at The Barrel Full of Barrels
• Click on the Trophy Hut 1000 times
• Complete softcore run without pulling from Hagnk's
• Complete a HCO run without using any
• Complete the hobo gristle bounty without stepping foot in the The Sleazy Back Alley (via Oh No, Hobo
• Create a custom outfit with no equipment of any kind
• Create a Wand of Nagamar and a WANG before reaching level 8 in HOxy (via zapping)
• Defeat all the hippies and frat boys in the Level 12 quest with no sidequests completed
• Defeat 40 Giant Sandworms while falling-down drunk
• Discard 1000/3000 useless powder
• Discard 100 of each of worthless trinket, worthless gewgaw, and worthless knick-knack
• Discarding up to 2112 maple leaves
• Displaying every game item in display case (as of 4/20/06)
• Don't open Goodie Bag during run - ??
• Drink 5/10/11/25/100/1000 bottles of used blood from the Spooky Woods at once
• Drop stats to 1 after defeating NS
• Drop Hardcore on the first day of your ascension
• Using a deadly nightshade (HXOxy)
• Fail the Guild Hall challenges 150 times
• Finish the Gourd quest (as in eligible for the Gourdcore trophy) 3 times
• Have 0 in all stats, MP, HP, 0 Adventures, 0 Meat, and 0 Drunkenness
• Get 100 clockwork keys in Hardcore
• Get 100+ ten-leaf clovers from Hermit on clover day (not possible)
• Get 1000 hedge maze puzzles
• Get 10000 drunkenness
• Get 11 of each substat from a battle
• Get 11 ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapons from killing snowmen
• Get 1337 rat whiskers in softcore
• Sell 1337 rat whiskers to the Artist in softcore
• Get 300 "BAM!" from using the Wok of Ages - ??
• Get a full campground (Tested with shattered and non*shattered hippy stones. Tested with normal

in*a*boxes and clockwork ones)

• Get all stats to 0 via Drunken Stupor
• Get all stats to 200
• Get the "You dream you're standing in front of the Council dressed in only your underwear" dream from Resting while

only wearing studded leather boxer shorts

• Getting every hardcore trophy, then level 15, and drops everything before freeing the king, after defeating the NS.

(HCOxy) - ??

• Go from level 10 to level 1 with 0 in all stats using Goofballs
• Go one year without ascending
• Go through an ascension without adding any campground items (also HCO)
• Go to the Trophy Hut with the pile of shiny pebbles
• Have 0 HP and Beaten Up at rollover
• Have 106 gloomy black mushrooms in your Display Case
• Have 1000 piles of dusty animal bones in Hardcore
• Have Temporaary Lycanthropy, Mild Lycanthropy, Lycanthropy, Eh?, Savage Beast Inside, Bloody Hand, and

wear the Furry Suit at the same time.

• Have 600/1000 goofballs in your Display Case
• Have all eyedrop effects (from black eyedrops, cyclops eyedrops, eyedrops of newt, eyedrops of the ermine,

eyedrops of the ocelot, and Knob Goblin eyedrops) with no other effects besides them in softcore

• Have all the different war/battlefield medals in your Display Case
• Having 99 fake hands equipped
• Hugging a giant stuffed bugbear 37 times (HCOxy)
• Lose 10 PvP fights in the same day in a row
• Lose a level via PvP and gain it again
• No PvP attacking for a year with Hippy Stone broken
• Make the first act you do as a character to go to the trophy hut
• Making 100 bitchin' meat cars
• Perm all 5 elemental resistance skills (Heart of Polyester, Diminished Gag Reflex, Tolerance of the Kitchen,

Northern Exposure, Cold-Blooded Fearlessness)

• Pulverize 74 bubblewrap swords
• Pulverize a full set of stainless steel equipment
• Spend 180 adventures in noob cave
• Spend 200 adventures in a row Resting
• Spend 1000 adventures in a row in Drunken Stupor
• Spending 100+ number of drunken adventures on non-St Sneaky Pete's Day - ??
• Tap/Untap black lotus for 200 adventures
• Toilet-Paper oneself 11 times
• Trade 1337 yeti furs to the L33t Tr4pz0r
• Trade 50 rubber axes for 50 denim axes
• Use 104 31337 scrolls in one day
• Use a stuffed angry cow 100/1000 times in Softcore/Hardcore
• Use the handful of confetti 100 times
• Use rubber emo roe or whoopee cushion 100 times
• Visit The Council of Loathing 50 times in a row without doing anything else