The CRIMBCO Cubicles are found in the CRIMBCO Headquarters.
Combat Adventures
overflowing inbox -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
- Monster Defense: 10
- Hit Points: 10
- Initiative: 100
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Above 50% boredom (?):
Tome of Tropes -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
- Monster Defense: 10
- Hit Points: 10
- Initiative: 100
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Book of Faces -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
- Monster Defense: 10
- Hit Points: 10
- Initiative: 100
- Elemental Alignment: None
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chatty coworker -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
- Monster Defense: 10
- Hit Points: 10
- Initiative: 100
- Elemental Alignment: None
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water cooler -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
- Monster Defense: 10
- Hit Points: 10
- Initiative: 100
- Elemental Alignment: None
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At 100% boredom:
Best Game Ever -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: BGE merchandise order form
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie • Substat Gain: Player's Buffed Moxie/4 • Moxie for No Hit*: ∞
- Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle
- Hit Points: 75% of Player's Buffed Muscle
- Initiative: 100
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Non-combat Adventures
Notes
- Defeating any monster here (except for the BGE) increases your Boredom.
Boredom +1%
- Defeating one of the low-boredom monsters always results in the following:
An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a ten-scrip note. "Keep up the good wooooo --" he says, as he barrels out of sight.
- Defeating one of the higher-boredom monsters (except for the BGE) always results in the following:
An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a five-scrip note. "Keep slackin' off, and they DOCK ya!" he sneers, before skating away.
- Casting CLEESH makes office life less boring, and prevents your Boredom from increasing.
- Adventuring here before visting Mr. Mination's Office gives the message: "You can't get to the cubicles without an ID badge. You should go upstairs, talk to the boss, and see if you can't get a job here."