CRIMBCO Cubicles

CRIMBCO Cubicles
Zone Num	247
Location	CRIMBCO Headquarters
Unlocks	After talking with Mr. Mination
Recom Stat	unknown
Combat %	100%
ML	unknown - unknown
Terrain	indeterminate
Special Adventures
Lucky	None
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The CRIMBCO Cubicles are found in the CRIMBCO Headquarters.

Combat Adventures

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	Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

Above 50% boredom (?):

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	Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

At 100% boredom:

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	Item Drops: BGE merchandise order form Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie • Substat Gain: Player's Buffed Moxie/4 • Moxie for No Hit*: ∞ Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle Hit Points: 75% of Player's Buffed Muscle Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

Notes

• Monsters in this zone will instead have stats scaled to your level if you are equipped with a CRIMBCO lanyard
• Defeating any monster here (except for the BGE) increases your Boredom.

Boredom +1%

• Defeating one of the low-boredom monsters always results in the following:

An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a ten-scrip note. "Keep up the good wooooo --" he says, as he barrels out of sight.

You acquire 10 CRIMBCO scrip

• Defeating one of the higher-boredom monsters (except for the BGE) always results in the following:

An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a five-scrip note. "Keep slackin' off, and they DOCK ya!" he sneers, before skating away.

You acquire 5 CRIMBCO scrip

• Casting CLEESH makes office life less boring, and prevents your Boredom from increasing.
• Adventuring here before visting Mr. Mination's Office gives the message: "You can't get to the cubicles without an ID badge. You should go upstairs, talk to the boss, and see if you can't get a job here."