CRIMBCO Gift Shop

Peggy Gustafson, Proprietress

Hi, I'm Peggidriel Storeminder -- er, I mean, Peggy Gustafson! Welcome to the CRIMBCO store, the best place to spend all your hard-earned CRIMBCO scrip!

Okay, so it's the only place to spend CRIMBCO scrip. So go ahead and spend some!

Items Sold

Item:		Price:
	paperclip	5
	Workytime Tea	10
	CRIMBCO lanyard	25
	bottle of Blank-Out	50
	portable photocopier	200
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1,000
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1,000
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1,000
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1,000
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1,000
	deluxe fax machine	10,000

Covert Crimbo Gifts

Item:		Price:
	CRIMBCO mug	10
	CRIMBCO wine	20
	motivational poster	20
	bath ball gift set	50
	slow jam collection	50
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	100

If you have CRIMBCO scrip:

(You have X CRIMBCO scrip.)

If you don't have any CRIMBCO scrip:

(You don't have any CRIMBCO scrip. Slacker.)

Notes

• Located in CRIMBCO Headquarters