Caveman frat pledge
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| Caveman frat pledge | |
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| Monster ID | 470 |
| Locations | The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age) |
| Hit Points | 220 |
| Attack | 255 |
| Defense | 207 |
| No-Hit | 265 |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | 32-48 |
| Phylum | orc |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | chunk of rock salt, cup of primitive beer, ovoid leather thing, stone baseball cap |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a caveman frat pledgeJudging by the bruises, broken bones, and the furry bikini he's wearing, this must be a caveman who is pledging a caveman fraternity. Hazing was a little harsher in the old days -- usually it involved homo-erotic physical abuse, or public nudity, or dangerous stunts, or... okay, so it hasn't changed much.
Hit Message(s):
He kicks you with the primitive high heels he's wearing. Eek! Ouch! Oof!
He hits you with a primitive beer bong, which is basically a hollowed-out tree trunk. Ugh! Argh! Argh!
He turns around and pulls down the bottom half of his furry bikini. You recoil in fear from the two furry hemispheres he's showing you, trip over a rock, and smack your head on the ground. Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Ow!
He tries to kick you with his primitive high-heeled shoes, but loses his balance and falls over.
He tries to hit you, but he's unprepared for your highly evolved dodging skills.
He tries to make you do a kegstand, but kegs haven't been invented yet.
He projectile vomits, but you sidestep the acidic shower.
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 | You gain 32−48 Meat |
 | You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt (6% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: cup of primitive beer (17% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: stone baseball cap (5% chance)* |
| You gain 75 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
