ChibiBuddy™ Socialization Messages

The messages defend on the ChibiBuddy™'s socialization level:

1 Dot

He sits on his couch, stewing in bitterness about all the people who have accomplished more in life than he has.
He says,"I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel," and gives you the finger.
He writes a screed about how other people are vampires who suck away your creativity and vitality. Weird thing is, he wrote it in the middle of his comic book about anthropomorphic aardvarks.
He polishes his shotgun, then writes unhinged paranoiac anti-government propaganda to hand out.
He vows to tell everyone what he really thinks of them, and it's their fault if they get offended by the truth.
He thinks he's the only real person in the universe and everyone else vanishes when he's not there.
He finds it easier to listen to the voices in his head when he stays at home alone.
He monologues about how he's the only sentient being in the universe and everyone else is just a tool to use to get what he wants.
He draws a picture of himself crying, and writes Forever Alone under it.
He pees into a jar and adds it to the others in his collection.
He throws a tea party for all of his stuffed animals. It's really heartbreaking how he pretends they can talk.
He says, "I don't need you! I don't need anyone!" Which is good, since he doesn't have very many friends left.

He puts on a shirt that says "Not Anti-Social, Just Shy."
He tries to work up the nerve to tell the cute girl at ChibiWork™ how he really feels.
He turns down an invitation to go out so he can finish the book he's reading.
He enjoys watching a movie by himself, but wishes he had someone to share it with.
He considers calling up a buddy to go out, but decides he'd rather work on his stamp collection.
He says, "I know friends are the spice of life, but too much spice makes my tummy upset."
He enjoys a quiet evening in.
He decides not to go to a concert, but he plays the CD really loud and dances.
He invites a buddy over for a ChibiBeer™.

He invites a buddy over for a ChibiBeer™.
He considers calling up a buddy to go out, but decides he'd rather work on his stamp collection.
He tries to work up the nerve to tell the cute girl at ChibiWork™ how he really feels.
He says, "I'm not a social butterfly. More a social caterpillar spinning a cocoon."
He goes into the chat on the Best Game Ever, but lurks instead of striking up a conversation.
He rejects a few Book of Faces friend requests because he can only handle having a few close friends.
He enjoys a quiet evening in.
He decides not to go to a concert, but he plays the CD really loud and dances.
He won't go out to dinner, but invites a buddy over for a ChibiMeatloaf™.
He enjoys watching a movie by himself, but wishes he had someone to share it with.
He turns down an invitation to a party because he won't know anyone there.
He says, "I know friends are the spice of life, but too much spice makes my tummy upset."
He puts on a shirt that says "Not Anti-Social, Just Shy."

He throws a dinner party for a few couples, complete with cocktails and laughter.
He goes out for a few drinks, and even asks a cute ChibiGirl™ to dance.
He finally works up the nerve to tell the girl he likes that he likes her, and she gives him a kiss on the cheek.
He goes out for a few drinks with his ChibiCo-Workers™.
He recognizes not everyone shares his interests and doesn't rabbit on about the minute details of his hobbies.
He calls his friend who's having a tough time and talks him through it.
He throws a dinner party for a few couples, complete with cocktails and laughter.