Crimbo Elf

Crimbo Elf

Crimbo gifts for you:
Smackdown and shakedown for loot
Ho ho ho ki yay.

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Fights like a Sabre-Toothed Lime, loots like a Baby Gravy Fairy.

Hatchling: crimbo elfling

Familiar equipment: dental pliers

The Cake-Shaped Arena weakness: (none)

Combat Messages

• Regular message:
  

<name> does a little elf dance.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
  

<name> kicks your slain foe repeatedly in the shins, dislodging some extra meat.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
  

<name> does a little dance around the maypole, while singing "La la, la la" to a slightly disturbing tune.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

<name> smiles reluctantly with his wax lips.

Notes

Familiar of the month for December, 2004.

References

• The haiku for this familiar ends with a holiday version of a the cowboy exclamation "yippe-io-ki-ay". Bruce Willis's character, John McClane, in the 1988 movie Die Hard, popularlized this saying, adding an infamous expletive to it.