Crusty pirate
| Crusty pirate | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 625 |
| Locations | The F'c'le |
| Hit Points | 90 |
| Attack | 100 |
| Defense | 90 |
| No-Hit | 110 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 52-78 |
| Phylum | pirate |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a crusty pirateThis pirate is a crusty old salt covered with crusty old salt (and barrrnacles). His attitude and his hygiene habits combine for perfect crusty synergy. You hope he's a member of the upper crust, because you really don't want anything to do with his lower crust.
Hit Message(s):
not known
One of the many barrrnacles encrusting the pirate latches onto you and sucks until you have a giant hickey on your forehead. Man, that's going to be hard to explain to the in-laws.
Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Ugh!
He tries to scrape you with his crust, but misses.
He tries to encrust you, but you entrust him with the duty of failing to hit you.
The crusty pirate trips over some rigging and falls on his face. The barrrnacles encrusting him quickly grab onto the deck, and he has to take a few minutes to free himself. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at the F'c'le.
