Chefstaff

A Chefstaff is a powerful weapon for a sweet wizard.

To equip a Chefstaff, you must meet at least one of the following criteria:

• Have the (permable) Pastamancer skill Spirit of Rigatoni
• Be a Sauceror and equip a special sauce glove
• Be an Avatar of Jarlsberg

Chefstaves cannot be equipped in your off-hand, even with the skill Double-Fisted Skull Smashing. They can, however, be wielded normally with other 1-handed weapons in the off-hand slot. A Disembodied Hand familiar cannot equip a chefstaff.

Chefstaves can typically be jiggled once per combat, which performs some special action specific to that chefstaff. See the individual chefstaff's page for details.

Rodoric, the Staffcrafter

Saucerors and Pastamancers can craft Chefstaves at The League of Chef-Magi with the help of Rodoric, the Staffcrafter.

Original Staff	Snack	Libation	Items	Chefstaff	When Jiggled
basic meat staff	bowl of cottage cheese	ice-cold Sir Schlitz (3)	twinkly powder (3) magicalness-in-a-can (5)	Staff of the Short Order Cook Spell Damage +20% Mysticality +5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Requires 15 Mysticality	10-15 damage
spooky staff	fricasseed brains	bottle of popskull	spooky powder (3) spray paint (3)	Staff of the Midnight Snack Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Requires 15 Mysticality	10-15 Spooky Damage
dripping meat staff	mugcake	bloody mary	twinkly nuggets bottle of used blood	Staff of Blood and Pudding Spell Damage +25% Maximum HP +15 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Requires 15 Mysticality	Steals 5-10 HP
big stirring stick	menudo	sangria	hippy herbal tea concentrated magicalness pill magical mystery juice (3)	Staff of the Teapot Tempest Spell Damage +25% Mysticality +5 Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure Requires 25 Mysticality	10-15 damage
Kentucky-fried meat staff	spicy noodles	bottle of tequila	hot nuggets sleaze nuggets	Staff of the Greasefire Spell Damage +35% +10 Damage to Hot Spells +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure Requires 20 Mysticality	8-12 Hot Damage 8-12 Sleaze Damage
Jacob's rung	gunky chicken	painting of a glass of wine	spooky music box mechanism creepy doll head	Staff of the Electric Range Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Requires 75 Mysticality	15 damage Restores 15 MP
Staff of the Teapot Tempest	olive lo mein	around the world	jug-o-magicalness asbestos ore magical mystery juice (6)	Staff of the Black Kettle Spell Damage +75% Mysticality +10 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Requires 75 Mysticality	20-25 damage
rib of the Bonerdagon	spooky lo mein	old-fashioned	Glass Balls of the Goblin King lump of diamond lihc face	Staff of the Soupbone Spell Damage +75% Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Requires 75 Mysticality	20-25 Spooky Damage
giant candy cane	peppermint patty	Crimbojito	lotion of coldness (3) frozen nunchaku freezerburned ice cube	Staff of Holiday Sensations Spell Damage +75% +15 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Requires 75 Mysticality	15-25 Cold Damage
Staff of the Black Kettle	bätzle	Supernova Champagne	bit-o-cactus squashed frog eye of newt salamander spleen	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron Spell Damage +125% Mysticality +15 Regenerate 7-8 MP per adventure Requires 125 Mysticality	30-35 damage
ram stick	cold hi mein (3)	icy mushroom wine	cold wad (10) frozen feather	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Requires 125 Mysticality	25-30 Cold Damage Delevels the enemy by 5-10 levels
smoldering staff	hot hi mein (3)	flaming mushroom wine	hot wad (10) flaming feather	Staff of the Grand Flambé Spell Damage +150% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Requires 125 Mysticality	35-40 Hot Damage
linoleum staff	stinky hi mein (3)	stinky mushroom wine	stench wad (10) fetid feather	Staff of the Kitchen Floor Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Requires 125 Mysticality	35-40 Stench Damage
giant cheesestick	sleazy hi mein (3)	flat mushroom wine	sleaze wad (10) flirtatious feather	Staff of the Grease Trap Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure Requires 125 Mysticality	35-40 Sleaze Damage
slime-covered staff	slimy sweetbreads	slimy fermented bile bladder	sleaze wad (10) big bumboozer marble	Staff of the Scummy Sink Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 8-10 HP per adventure Slime Hates It Requires 125 Mysticality	35-40 Sleaze Damage
Frosty's arm	bowl of fishysoisse	mandarina colada (3)	glacial sapphire (3) epic wad frigid mote	Staff of the Deepest Freeze Spell Damage +200% +30 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure Requires 200 Mysticality	40-50 Cold Damage
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	hot cluster (3) vengeful spirit	Staff of the Roaring Hearth Spell Damage +250% +40 Damage to Hot Spells Regenerate 30-35 MP per adventure Requires 250 Mysticality	30-40 Hot Damage Multiplied by half the group size modifier for group monsters
scepter of the Skeleton Lord	bad rum and good cola (3)	denastified haunch (3)	Potion of Heroism (3)	Staff of Kitchen Royalty Spell Damage +200% Regenerate 30-40 MP per adventure Moxie +50% +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped Requires 200 Mysticality	10-15 Spooky Damage, 3 times
pristine walrus tusk	moosemeat pie (3)	beaver punch (peach) (3)	cold wad (30) sleaze wad (30)	Staff of Frozen Lard Spell Damage +200% +20 Damage to Cold Spells +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 15-20 MP per adventure Requires 200 Mysticality	30-40 Cold Damage 30-40 Sleaze Damage
peppermint spine	green and red bean (3)	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) (3)	salty gumdrop (3) intact anemone spike (3)	Staff of the Peppermint Twist Spell Damage +200% +20 Damage to Hot Spells +20 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 15-20 MP per adventure Requires 200 Mysticality	Monster attack power reduced by 25 Monster defense reduced by 25

Other

There are several other chefstaves that are obtained through other methods, listed below.

Chefstaff	When Jiggled	Obtained From
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals +(2 * Smithsness) Spell Damage +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure +5 Smithsness	30% of the monster's current HP	Smith's Tome derivative
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Requires 15 Mysticality	5-10 Stench Damage Stun enemy for one round	Pumpkin Patch derivative
Spooky Putty snake Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure	25% of enemy's current HP in Spooky Damage	Spooky Putty form
Staff of Queso Escusado Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure	X-10 to X+10 Stench Damage X equals the number of adventures spent today with one or more Stinky Cheese items equipped (max. 100).	Stinky Cheese form
Staff of the Lunch Lady Spell Damage +75% +Maximum HP/MP +15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure +25% Food Drops from Monsters	(appears to do nothing)	Built in Shop Class (After School) w/ 2 jigsaw blades, 6 balsa planks, and 4 blobs of wood glue KOLHS only (It will be removed from your inventory when you leave the path one way or another.)
Staff of the Woodfire +10 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Spell Damage +100% Regenerate 5-15 MP per adventure Requires 150 Mysticality	10-20 Hot Damage 10-20 Spooky Damage 10-20 Sleaze Damage	Whittled from Underworld trunk
Staff of the Cozy Fish Mysticality +15% Spell Damage +150% Makes you a much better diver Requires 85 Mysticality	Delevels by 20-25 (40-50 while underwater) Occasionally drops items (when underwater)	Obtained by using a fish stick cozy with a fish stick Reverts to a fish stick after ~50 Adventures
Staff of Simmering Hatred Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure Reduce enemy defense by 10% Spell Damage +200% Requires 125 Mysticality	40-50 Hot Damage	Dropped by Yog-Urt, Elder Goddess of Hatred (as a Pastamancer)
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff Spell Damage +200% +30 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure Requires 200 Mysticality	Delevels the enemy by X? 2X? Sleaze Damage X is the number of beer cans in the staff (max ?).	Dropped by The Necbromancer

Avatar of Jarlsberg

An Avatar of Jarlsberg can craft chefstaves from cosmic ingredients (though only one of each type, apparently). These are all marked as Quest items and as such are lost on ascension.

Ingredient	Chefstaff	Myst req	Effect
cosmic fruit	Staff of Fruit Salad	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Moxie +10 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
cosmic egg	Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Maximum HP +15 +10% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Jiggle: Recover Some HP (10-15)
cosmic potato	Staff of the Hearty Dinner	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Damage Reduction: 5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
cosmic vegetable	Staff of the Light Lunch	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Combat Initiative +15% Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Deal Some Cold Damage
cosmic potted meat product	Staff of the All-Steak	50	Spell Damage +50% Damage Reduction: 15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5/day)
cosmic cream	Staff of the Cream of the Cream	50	Spell Damage +50% Moxie +30 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence (5/day)
cosmic dough	Staff of the Staff of Life	50	Spell Damage +50% Maximum HP +30 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure Jiggle: Full HP Recovery (5/day)
cosmic cheese	Staff of the Standalone Cheese	50	Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +30% Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day (5/day)