Cow poker

There are some vague or non-exact figures and information on this page. Some spading is required. Needs testing on other AoWoL wandering cows (furious cow) as well as any other cows in the game. (Storm cow?)

cow poker

This is a sharp wooden stick with a little channel carved down one side. The reason you know it's a cow poker is the inscription on the side: "AMALGAMATED COW POKER INC, PITTSBURGH PA."

Type: combat item
Selling Price: 35 Meat.

(In-game plural: cow pokers)

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Item number: 8896
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Obtained From

Investigating a Plaintive Telegram

drunk cowpoke

When Used

Against a caugr, furious giant cow, moomy, Pharaoh Amoon-Ra Cowtep, pyrobove, sea cow, spidercow or ungulith, first time:

	You jab the poker deep into the cow. It bellows as a gout of blood spews out of it.
	You acquire an item: demonic cow's blood

Subsequent times:

	You better not try that again.

Against non-cows:

	You jab your opponent with the cowpoker. It deals 51 damage, but breaks. I guess it really is made for poking cows.

Notes

• The poker will not break if used against a cow.
• Clara may or may not be a cow, but as she blocks combat items, we may never know...

Collection

• 🥇: Pastahead (#486552) - 5,236
• 🥈: fractalnavel (#2422322) - 916
• 🥉: whizdad (#443313) - 316
• #4: agargan (#1054153) - 266
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• #6: Nikademus (#95105) - 251
• #7: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 210
• #8: MooseBlaster (#2807353) - 200
• #9: Nanimonai3 (#1581108), cubeof11 (#1240277) - 152

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