Interview With You/Vlad/Castle/Boudoir
You go upstairs to the vampire boudoir. There’s a giant four-poster bed that takes up most of the room, hung with black lace curtains. As is customary, there are approximately eleventy-hojillion candles lit and placed on every flat surface.
There are four or five -- it’s hard to tell with the dim light and the constant motion -- undead skanks writhing on the bed, hissing and snapping at each other like scantily-clad snakes. When you walk in, they all sit up and regard you with glowing red eyes. “Maaaasssssttteeerrr. . .” they hiss. “Who have you brought us to eat? We are sooo hungry, Massstteerrrr. . .”
| Feed the Undead Hussies |
If you have not enthralled a bum
”Uh. . . I have some potato chips in my other pants, I think . . .” you say.
”Booooo. . .” the skanks hiss, in one voice. “Come back when you have someone to feed ussss. . . “
| Head Back to Vlad's |
If you have enthralled a bum.
You reach out to your minion with your mind, calling him to you in a trance. He sleepwalks in, and looks at you bleary-eyed. “Shall I eat some more bugs, Master?” he asks, his voice thick and slow. “I have some lovely houseflies, and I think I saw a praying mantis outside. Good eating on a praying mantis . . .”
”That won’t be necessary, minion. I would like these ladies to feed on you, instead. Is that acceptable?”
Your minion turns to regard the beautiful vampire women artfully arranged on the bed. “I shall take one for the team, Master,” he says, gravely, and does a cannonball into the middle of the bed..
”Ooooh, he’s delicious! Did you mesmerize him with the power of your vampire mind?” one of the vampiresses asks.
”Nah, I just fed him a little of my blood and a case of whiskey,” you reply.
”Oh, you must let us teach you how to mesmerize!”
While the vampiresses feed, they take turns teaching you how to control someone’s mind without having to get them drunk first. You can’t wait to reach out and hypnotize someone.
| Stalk the Night |
| Skulk in the Cemetery |
Occurs after choosing To the Boudoir! in Interview With You/Vlad/Castle.
