Template:FEATURE Accordions

The accordion is a common instrument in the Kingdom of Loathing. Haven't seen too many? That's because Accoridon Thieves are always stealing them. Accordion Thieves has been stealing accordions ever since some weird accordionists appeared wandering around the kingdom, sent by some accordion lord. Whether Accordion Thieves steal accordions due to an appreciation of the accordion or because they hate the sound of others trying to play them is still up for debate.

While there are "legal" ways of obtaining accordions, Accordion Thieves find that more powerful ones can be stolen from certain enemies once a day. Unfortunately, only the Accordion Thief has the heart to do such a deed, as others will feel too bad to even use any stolen accordion. But the accordion isn't just something to simply steal; they can also be used to play songs that can grant buffs or even used as ranged weapons.

So the next time someone doesn't appreciate your accordion skills, just keep bashing them with your accordion (figuratively and literally) until they change their mind...or grow even more rageful.