The Council of Loathing (11,037 Leagues Under the Sea)
Before reading the letter:
- Welcome, Adventurer! It looks like you've got some business to take care of before we put you to work. Some mail to read, perhaps?
Initial visit:
 | You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI |
| Right, okay |
You wander out.
After reading letter from King Ralph XI:
- Well, Adventurer, it looks like the Nautical Seaceress is up to her old tricks again. We've stashed King Ralph in a prism in the back room for his protection until all this is over, as per usual.
- Just in case you've forgotten how this all works, your first step should be to talk to the Old Man who lives by the sea. By the way, we asked General Store to stock white rice so you can make some sushi while you're doing all this.
- If you're having trouble tracking that boot down, maybe Big Brother Sea Monkee could help. If you can find him.
| Okay |
You wander out.
After talking to An Old Man:
- Although I suppose it isn't strictly necessary, you should probably try and find the Old Man's lost boot for him. The things he offers in exchange are pretty useful.
- If you're having trouble tracking that boot down, maybe Big Brother Sea Monkee could help. If you can find him.
| Okay |
You wander out.
After rescuing Big Brother but before returning the damp old boot to the Old Man:
- Although I suppose it isn't strictly necessary, you should probably try and find the Old Man's lost boot for him. The things he offers in exchange are pretty useful.
| Okay |
You wander out.
After rescuing Mom but before returning the damp old boot to the Old Man:
- Is that the Old Man's boot? Hurry up and give it back to him, come on. You can't expect an old man like that to sit in his shack all day with only one boot.
| Okay |
You wander out.
- Maybe that black glass will lead you to Mom Sea Monkee somehow? If I recall correctly you don't have to rescue her, but it'd be a nice thing to do.
- You should resolve the situation at the Skate Park.
| Gotcha |
You wander out.
After completing The Skate Park but before rescuing Mom Sea Monkee:
- Maybe that black glass will lead you to Mom Sea Monkee somehow? If I recall correctly you don't have to rescue her, but it'd be a nice thing to do.
| Sounds good |
You wander out.
After rescuing Mom but before taming a wild seahorse in The Coral Corral:
- You're going to have to tame a seahorse in order to get past the intense currents on the ocean floor. If you ask Grandpa Sea Monkee about them -- the currents, that is -- he might point you in the right direction. Eventually. In fact, he can tell you about a lot of things, if you're willing to put up with him long enough.
| Ugh, all right |
You wander out.
After taming a seahorse but before defeating both Shub-Jigguwatt and Yog-Urt:
- You found the Mer-Kin Temple? That's great! I don't exactly know how this works, but I think you'll have to defeat both side bosses before you can fight the Naughty Seaceress.
| Fine |
You wander out.
After defeating both side bosses but before defeating the Nautical Seaceress:
- It's time for you to fight -- and hopefully defeat -- the Nautical Seaceress! A note that was left here for me indicates she's the middle boss in the Mer-kin Temple, if I'm reading it correctly. I mean, you've done this a ton of times before, right? So you should know this better than me anyway.
| Fine |
You wander out.
After defeating the Seaceress but before freeing King Ralph:
- Well, now that the Nautical Seaceress is defeated once again, it's time for you to free King Ralph from his protective prism so we can all get on with our lives. He's in that closet over there, if you want to do the honors.
| Free Ralph |
You free King Ralph, signalling a triumphant end to your submaritime adventure. Congratulations! I hope you took your time coming up from the ocean floor, because decompression sickness can kill you super dead.
If one of the fastest completions:
"And you did the whole thing so quickly! The universe is almost undoubtedly as appreciative of your efficiency as I am of your efforts."
 | You acquire an item: Instant Karma |
| Not right now |
You wander out.
Occurs when visiting the Council of Loathing in an 11,037 Leagues Under the Sea ascension, in lieu of the normal council text.
