Tiny plastic pastamancer

tiny plastic pastamancer

This is a fake plastic Pastamancer. Mmm, that's-a tiny meatball! If it could be who you wanted...

The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 5/32 (U)"

Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

Mysticality +2
Muscle +1

(In-game plural: tiny plastic pastamancers)

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Items

Lucky Surprise Egg

doll house

References

• All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.

A green plastic watering can,

For a fake chinese rubber plant,

In the fake plastic earth,

That she bought from a rubber man,

In a town full of rubber plans,

To get rid of itself,

It wears her out, it wears her out,

It wears her out, it wears her out,

She lives with a broken man,

A cracked polystyrene man,

Who just crumbles and burns,

He used to do surgery,

On girls in the eighties,

But gravity always wins,

And it wears him out, it wears him out,

It wears him out, it wears him out,

She looks like the real thing,

She tastes like the real thing,

My fake plastic love,

But I can't help the feeling,

I could blow through the ceiling,

If I just turn and run,

And it wears me out, it wears me out,

It wears me out, it wears me out,

And if I could be who you wanted,

If I could be who you wanted,

All the time, all the time,

• The description of this item also includes a play on "That's-a spicy meatball!", a line from an Alka-Seltzer commercial in the 1970's.

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers

Collection

• 🥇: MiNiZ (#416135) - 11,111
• 🥈: Turing (#62191) - 4,592
• 🥉: EvilKOLBot (#250708) - 2,419
• #4: Uncle Albert (#627941) - 790
• #5: tristan (#884924) - 731
• #6: Aivilo (#322274) - 679
• #7: Sacr0w (#153118) - 553
• #8: Mama T (#366314) - 507
• #9: IndianJack (#287158) - 345
• #10: Dill_Dough (#250340) - 321

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