Tiny plastic seal clubber
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tiny plastic seal clubber
This is a fake plastic Seal Clubber, beating the hell out of a fake plastic seal. It looks like the real thing.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 4/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.Muscle +2
Moxie +1
(In-game plural: tiny plastic seal clubbers)
Obtained From
- Items
- Lucky Surprise Egg
- doll house
References
- All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.
- A green plastic watering can,
- For a fake chinese rubber plant,
- In the fake plastic earth,
- That she bought from a rubber man,
- In a town full of rubber plans,
- To get rid of itself,
- It wears her out, it wears her out,
- It wears her out, it wears her out,
- She lives with a broken man,
- A cracked polystyrene man,
- Who just crumbles and burns,
- He used to do surgery,
- On girls in the eighties,
- But gravity always wins,
- And it wears him out, it wears him out,
- It wears him out, it wears him out,
- She looks like the real thing,
- She tastes like the real thing,
- My fake plastic love,
- But I can't help the feeling,
- I could blow through the ceiling,
- If I just turn and run,
- And it wears me out, it wears me out,
- It wears me out, it wears me out,
- And if I could be who you wanted,
- If I could be who you wanted,
- All the time, all the time,
See Also
Zapping
Collection
- 🥇: Turing (#62191) - 11,565
- 🥈: EvilKOLBot (#250708) - 4,019
- 🥉: hedonia (#659211) - 1,937
- #4: raynstorm (#270137) - 956
- #5: Uncle Albert (#627941) - 728
- #6: Jellyman (#337291) - 720
- #7: Dill_Dough (#250340) - 368
- #8: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 313
- #9: freduccini (#321197) - 283
- #10: BlindCap (#310457) - 274
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