Tiny plastic turtle tamer
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tiny plastic turtle tamer
This is a fake plastic Turtle Tamer, forcing a fake plastic turtle to jump through a fake plastic hoop. It wears you out.
The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 3/32 (U)"
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.Muscle +2
Mysticality +1
(In-game plural: tiny plastic turtle tamers)
Obtained From
- Items
- Lucky Surprise Egg
- doll house
References
- All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.
- A green plastic watering can,
- For a fake chinese rubber plant,
- In the fake plastic earth,
- That she bought from a rubber man,
- In a town full of rubber plans,
- To get rid of itself,
- It wears her out, it wears her out,
- It wears her out, it wears her out,
- She lives with a broken man,
- A cracked polystyrene man,
- Who just crumbles and burns,
- He used to do surgery,
- On girls in the eighties,
- But gravity always wins,
- And it wears him out, it wears him out,
- It wears him out, it wears him out,
- She looks like the real thing,
- She tastes like the real thing,
- My fake plastic love,
- But I can't help the feeling,
- I could blow through the ceiling,
- If I just turn and run,
- And it wears me out, it wears me out,
- It wears me out, it wears me out,
- And if I could be who you wanted,
- If I could be who you wanted,
- All the time, all the time,
See Also
Zapping
Collection
- 🥇: Turing (#62191) - 8,555
- 🥈: EvilKOLBot (#250708) - 5,419
- 🥉: TamedTheTurtle (#1927026) - 5,005
- #4: umfum (#138953) - 4,000
- #5: TurtleGirlPower (#354110) - 1,052
- #6: raynstorm (#270137) - 1,036
- #7: Uncle Albert (#627941) - 801
- #8: Jellyman (#337291) - 728
- #9: IndianJack (#287158) - 512
- #10: bredstix (#620763) - 410
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