Uncle Crimbo's Chakras

Uncle Crimbo's Chakras is located in Crimbo Town.
- On first visit:
You close your eyes and let your mind go blank, and sink into a deep meditative state. This time, instead of focusing down into your self, you turn your senses outward. Seen from the spiritual plane, the world appears gray and misty and indistinct, but you can see people by their colorful glowing auras. Tammy, for instance, shows up as a bright pink silhouette. You wander around for a little while, looking at people and marvelling at how easy this all is -- presumably due to your newly-aligned chakras. Then, you turn to look for Uncle Crimbo, and wow, it doesn't take long to find him. He shows up like a beacon of white light, a lighthouse beam cutting through the fog. Which, considering that whole Crimbodhisattva deal, makes a lot of sense.
As you get closer to him, you realize that something is indeed wrong -- his aura is bright, but not nearly as bright as it probably ought to be. Swirling flocks of shadowy creatures flock around him like moths or bats -- looks like Uncle Crimbo's dealing with some bad vibes of his own. Which is great, because fighting monsters is way more in your wheelhouse than all this crazy New Age business.
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