Random effects

Random effects are beneficial effects; possible random effects most likely derive from the same set of effects that can directly be obtained by wishing or from diabolic pizzas.

Name	Source Type	Cost	Duration	Number of Effects	Notes
alien meat	Food	Item Loss 1 Full	5	1	Can be cooked into an alien sandwich Obtained from The Animals, The Animals, Buffalo-Like Animal, Won't You Come Out Tonight, or as a combat drop from a Spacegate animal
edible alien plant bit	Food	Item Loss 1 Full	5	1	Can be cooked into an alien sandwich Obtained from A Simple Plant, A Complicated Plant, or as a combat drop from a Spacegate plant
alien sandwich	Food	Item Loss 2 Full	10	1	Obtained by cooking an alien meat with an edible alien plant bit from a Spacegate planet with plants
Apriling band staff	Off-Hand Item		25	1	Usable thrice per day Obtained from Conduct the Band, requires having an Apriling band helmet
Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!	Skill		20	3	Usable once per day Skill granted by having an august scepter
"caramel" orange	Food	Item Loss 1 Full	10	1	Obtained from the Gift Fabrication Lab during Crimbo 2021
chaos popcorn	Food	Item Loss 1 Full	5	1	Obtained by cooking popcorn with a chaos butterfly
crazy horse	Other	free (1st time/day) or 500 meat (subsequent)	5	1	Grants a random effect at the end of every 5th combat Passively grants +0-20% to Muscle, Mysticality and Moxie, rerolled on rollover & ascension Obtained from A Horsery
cuppa Uncertain tea	Item	Item Loss	30	1	Obtained from a potted tea tree
enhanced signal receiver	Off-Hand Item		112-11	1	Grants an effect at the end of every combat First effect is 11 turns, each subsequent effect's duration is reduced by 1 turn, down to a minimum of 2 turns Obtained as part of the signal fragment puzzle
excitement pill	Spleen Item	Item Loss 1 Spleen	10	1	Also grants substats on use Obtained from a Knob Goblin Harem Guard
expired MRE	Food	Item Loss 2 Full	10	3	Obtained from a MayDay™ supply package
Glenn's golden dice	Item		10	5	Usable once per day Obtained by defeating Snake-Eyes Glenn
glob of undifferentiated tissue	Item	Item Loss	10	1	Obtained from a terrible mutant
ittah bittah hookah	Familiar Equipment		6	1	Equipment gives +5 to Familiar Weight Gives one effect at the start of every 6th combat adventure for which the Hookah is equipped; free combats & runaways count Obtained from The Duchess' Cottage as a choice in A Moment of Reflection
The Duchess' Cottage	Adventure		20	1	Obtained from selecting the "Feed the Duchess, If You Know What I Mean" option, while holding all five necessary meal ingredients (all of which will be consumed) Only occurs if the ittah bittah hookah has been previously obtained
Knob Göblin lòve potion	Item	Item Loss	4	1	Obtained from a Baby Bugged Bugbear wearing a bugged bön±Ã©t
Shieldbutt	Skill	10 MP	5	1	Gives effects each 5th cast Skill only gives effects when wearing an April Shower Thoughts shield
Try it on yourself.	Other		30	2	Obtained while wielding the June cleaver, as a choice in Hypnotic Master
Universal Seasoning	Item	Varied Fullness	42-6	0-1	Triggers upon eating any food item after using the seasoning May grant 1 extra PvP Fight instead of a random effect Daily usage limit is equal to the number of Universal Seasonings owned Obtained from The Swagger Shop as a seasonal reward
Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	Item	Item Loss	20	5	Also adds or substracts up to 1000 of each substat Has a level requirement of 11 Obtained from a transmission from planet Xi
yam battery	Item	Item Loss	2010-30	3	Each random effect has a different duration of 10, 20 and 30 turns Usable once per day Untradable item obtained from the Mayam Calendar
Deck of Every Card	Item		205	2-5	Obtained from selecting or randomly drawing the "X of Wands" card
Gift card	Item		205	2-5	Has a low chance of randomly drawing the "X of Wands" card from the Deck of Every Card

Notes

During the Two Crazy Random Summer special challenge path, all spleen and potion items (including avatar-changing potions) will grant a random positive effect instead of their usual function/effect.

See also

• Effect Duration
• Extra Songs