I Refuse!

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Choice adventure number: 218

I Refuse!

You're walking between huge piles of foul-smelling garbage, looking for something to beat up, when all of a sudden you're completely overwhelmed by the stench of this place.

Like, seriously. You've got to get out of here. Right now.

You lose control of your legs, and begin running as fast as you can in a random direction. Unfortunately for you, that random direction seems to have taken you over a weak spot in the ground, as you plunge through and into a darkened underground chamber.

You light a match and look around, and to your surprise, find yourself in a relatively clean chamber. Clean, but cluttered -- in fact, the walls aren't actually walls, they're just piles of miscellaneous junk. It's much drier down here than on the surface, though -- it hardly stinks at all. You could stand to hang out down here for a while, if you wanted to pick through the junk and see if you can find anything worth keeping.

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Explore the junkpile

You spend a few minutes digging through the piles of junk, and finally find some stuff that is both useful and intact. Well, intact, at the very least.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

As you climb back out the hole you fell down, you dislodge an immense pile of the fresher, wetter garbage on the surface. It falls into the junk-filled chamber, completely filling it up. Oh well. At least it smells slightly better up here now.

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Climb back out

You decide you're not interested in any of this junk. Nor ready for any of this jelly, if there happens to be any jelly mixed in with the junk.

As you climb back out the hole you fell down, you dislodge an immense pile of the fresher, wetter garbage on the surface. It falls into the junk-filled chamber, completely filling it up. Oh well. At least it smells slightly better up here now.

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Occurs in The Heap.

Notes

• This adventure will only occur if the stench level of The Heap is at least 8. Note that The Heap starts off at a stench level of 4, and the stench level can be increased by 1 level by either setting off a trashcano or sending trash to the heap.
• Both options will reset the stench level of the zone to 0.
• Channel message:

Dungeon: <name> went treasure-hunting in The Heap.

• This adventure is the only known way to get Ralph IX cognac and the dead guy's piece of double-sided tape. You can also acquire some discontinued items this way.
• Currently, you can receive a ten-leaf clover there if you are under a bad moon sign.
• Choosing the second option does not consume an adventure.
• It is possible for multiple clanmates to receive this adventure simultaneously; if each player waits before choosing an option, multiple treasure hunts can be performed at the same time. HOWEVER, the stench level must be raised appropriately in order to accommodate multiple hunters.
• If a player gets the adventure before rollover and does not choose an option until after rollover, the choice will still be available after rollover. This is still true even if Oscus is defeated and the zone is cleared.
• The 3 items which drop are selected, with approximately equal chances, from the following lists. Key: bolded items have only ever been found here, italic items once dropped somewhere else.

1st Item barbed-wire fence bat guano batgut big rock briefcase cog dead guy's piece of double-sided tape empty meat tank fat stacks of cash ghuol egg gnoll teeth hemp string hermit permit ice-cold fotie ice-cold sir schlitz ice-cold six-pack ice-cold Willer lihc eye loose teeth meat from yesterday pretty flower rat appendix rusty metal ring rusty metal shaft skeleton bone skewer spring sprocket ten-leaf clover uncooked chorizo valuable trinket worthless gewgaw worthless knick-knack worthless trinket

2nd Item asbestos crossbow string asbestos stick asbestos sword hilt beer lens bloody clown pants box cast catgut chrome crossbow string chrome stick chrome sword hilt dead guy's watch disease enormous belt buckle flaming crutch hippopotamus skin leather mask linoleum crossbow string linoleum stick linoleum sword hilt Mad Train wine mesh cap mullet wig penguin skin pine-fresh air freshener pirate pelvis pr0n legs Ralph IX cognac razor-sharp can lid tenderizing hammer white lightning yak skin yeti fur

3rd Item alphabet gum blood flower broken skull dirty hobo gloves disturbing fanfic felt filthy hippy poncho filthy poultice foon fruitcake furry pants gob of wet hair googly eye lead necklace length of string lovecat tail mob penguin cellular phone old coin purse old leather wallet picture of a dead guy's girlfriend pine tar plastic passion fruit rock sleaze nuggets spiked femur squashed frog stench powder stick stringy sinew stuffing tasket tooth urinal cake wooden block