Sphygmayomanometer

sphygmayomanometer

This is a cuff you put on your arm to measure the level of mayonnaise in your blood. You know -- to make sure it's high enough, because having a ton of mayonnaise in your blood is awesome and makes you feel awesome.

Your current blood-mayonnaise level: X mayograms per deciliter

Type: accessory
Cannot be traded or discarded
This item will disappear at the end of the day.

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(In-game plural: sphygmayomanometers)

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Item number: 8267
Description ID: 861428060
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Obtained From

Your Workshed

The Mayo Clinic (2,500 Meat)

Notes

• Y is 20 + X.

References

• In the real world, a sphygmomanometer is used to measure blood pressure.

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Moxie Modifiers

Collection

• 🥇: HOldeRofSecrEts (#216194) - 1

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Portable Mayo Clinic • Force of Mayo Be With You