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desc=This is a fake plastic Disco Bandit. It used to do surgery for girls in the 80's.
desc=This is a fake plastic Disco Bandit. It used to do surgery for girls in the 80's.


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enchantment=Moxie +2<br />Muscle +1}}
enchantment=Moxie +2<br />Muscle +1}}


==Notes==
==Obtained From==
*Randomly obtained by eating a [[Lucky Surprise Egg]] or opening a [[doll house]].
;Items
 
:[[Lucky Surprise Egg]]
==See Also==
:[[doll house]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers]]


==References==
==References==
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:For a fake chinese rubber plant,
:For a fake chinese rubber plant,
:In the fake plastic earth,
:In the fake plastic earth,
 
:<br />
:That she bought from a rubber man,
:That she bought from a rubber man,
:In a town full of rubber plans,
:In a town full of rubber plans,
:To get rid of itself,
:To get rid of itself,
 
:<br />
:It wears her out, it wears her out,
:It wears her out, it wears her out,
:It wears her out, it wears her out,
:It wears her out, it wears her out,
 
:<br />
:She lives with a broken man,
:She lives with a broken man,
:A cracked polystyrene man,
:A cracked polystyrene man,
:Who just crumbles and burns,
:Who just crumbles and burns,
 
:<br />
:He used to do surgery,
:He used to do surgery,
:On girls in the eighties,
:On girls in the eighties,
:But gravity always wins,
:But gravity always wins,
 
:<br />
:And it wears him out, it wears him out,
:And it wears him out, it wears him out,
:It wears him out, it wears him out,
:It wears him out, it wears him out,
 
:<br />
:She looks like the real thing,
:She looks like the real thing,
:She tastes like the real thing,
:She tastes like the real thing,
:My fake plastic love,
:My fake plastic love,
 
:<br />
:But I can't help the feeling,
:But I can't help the feeling,
:I could blow through the ceiling,
:I could blow through the ceiling,
:If I just turn and run,
:If I just turn and run,
 
:<br />
:And it wears me out, it wears me out,
:And it wears me out, it wears me out,
:It wears me out, it wears me out,
:It wears me out, it wears me out,
 
:<br />
:And if I could be who you wanted,
:And if I could be who you wanted,
:If I could be who you wanted,
:If I could be who you wanted,
:All the time, all the time,
:All the time, all the time,
==See Also==
*[[Muscle Modifiers]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers]]


==Zapping==
==Zapping==
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==Collection==
==Collection==
<collection>tiny plastic disco bandit</collection>
<collection>967</collection>
 


{{Tinyplastic1|number=1|rarity=U}}
{{Tinyplastic1|number=1|rarity=U}}
[[Category:Accessories]]

Latest revision as of 12:37, 5 June 2009

tiny plastic disco bandit
tiny plastic disco bandit

This is a fake plastic Disco Bandit. It used to do surgery for girls in the 80's.

The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 1/32 (U)"

Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

Moxie +2
Muscle +1


(In-game plural: tiny plastic disco bandits)
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Item number: 967
Description ID: 882642698
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Obtained From

Items
Lucky Surprise Egg
doll house

References

  • All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.
A green plastic watering can,
For a fake chinese rubber plant,
In the fake plastic earth,

That she bought from a rubber man,
In a town full of rubber plans,
To get rid of itself,

It wears her out, it wears her out,
It wears her out, it wears her out,

She lives with a broken man,
A cracked polystyrene man,
Who just crumbles and burns,

He used to do surgery,
On girls in the eighties,
But gravity always wins,

And it wears him out, it wears him out,
It wears him out, it wears him out,

She looks like the real thing,
She tastes like the real thing,
My fake plastic love,

But I can't help the feeling,
I could blow through the ceiling,
If I just turn and run,

And it wears me out, it wears me out,
It wears me out, it wears me out,

And if I could be who you wanted,
If I could be who you wanted,
All the time, all the time,

See Also

Zapping

tiny plastic accordion thief | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | tiny plastic disco bandit | tiny plastic hermit | tiny plastic pastamancer | tiny plastic sauceror | tiny plastic seal clubber | tiny plastic turtle tamer

Collection

  • 🥇: Turing (#62191) - 6,636
  • 🥈: EvilKOLBot (#250708) - 4,319
  • 🥉: Disco_she (#2040194) - 4,000
  • #4: TrueEeviL (#392838) - 2,539
  • #5: Jellyman (#337291) - 1,301
  • #6: Lomithral (#632425) - 1,087
  • #7: BAnDitGIRL (#637997) - 903
  • #8: Uncle Albert (#627941) - 881
  • #9: raynstorm (#270137) - 738
  • #10: Christineressiatulanie (#199050) - 631

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