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{{item|
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image=fig3.gif|
itemid=965|
item=tiny plastic pastamancer|
descid=731541833|
desc=This is a fake plastic Pastamancer. Mmm, that's-a tiny meatball! If it could be who you wanted...
desc=This is a fake plastic Pastamancer. Mmm, that's-a tiny meatball! If it could be who you wanted...


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enchantment=Mysticality +2<br />Muscle +1}}
enchantment=Mysticality +2<br />Muscle +1}}


==Notes==
==Obtained From==
*Randomly obtained by eating a [[Lucky Surprise Egg]] or opening a [[doll house]].
;Items
 
:[[Lucky Surprise Egg]]
==See Also==
:[[doll house]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers]]


==References==
==References==
*All the Tiny Plastic [[class]] items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by [[Wikipedia:Radiohead|Radiohead]]. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.
*All the Tiny Plastic [[class]] items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by [[Wikipedia:Radiohead|Radiohead]]. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.


::''her green plastic watering can for her fake chinese rubber plant in the fake plastic earth<br>
:A green plastic watering can,
::''that she bought from a rubber man in a town full of rubber plans to get rid of itself<br>
:For a fake chinese rubber plant,
::''it wears her out<br>
:In the fake plastic earth,
::''she lives with a broken man, a cracked polystyrene man who just crumbles and burns<br>
:<br />
::''he used to do surgery for girls in the eighties but gravity always wins<br>
:That she bought from a rubber man,
::''and it wears him out<br>
:In a town full of rubber plans,
::''she looks like the real thing, she tastes like the real thing, my fake plastic love<br>
:To get rid of itself,
::''but i can't help the feeling, i could blow through the ceiling, if i just turn and run<br>
:<br />
::''and it wears me out<br>
:It wears her out, it wears her out,
::''if i could be who you wanted, if i could be who you wanted, if i could be who you wanted<br>
:It wears her out, it wears her out,
::''all the time<br>
:<br />
:She lives with a broken man,
:A cracked polystyrene man,
:Who just crumbles and burns,
:<br />
:He used to do surgery,
:On girls in the eighties,
:But gravity always wins,
:<br />
:And it wears him out, it wears him out,
:It wears him out, it wears him out,
:<br />
:She looks like the real thing,
:She tastes like the real thing,
:My fake plastic love,
:<br />
:But I can't help the feeling,
:I could blow through the ceiling,
:If I just turn and run,
:<br />
:And it wears me out, it wears me out,
:It wears me out, it wears me out,
:<br />
:And if I could be who you wanted,
:If I could be who you wanted,
:All the time, all the time,


*The description of this item also includes a play on "That's-a ''spicy'' meatball!", a line from an [[Wikipedia:Alka-Seltzer|Alka-Seltzer]] commercial in the 1970's.
*The description of this item also includes a play on "That's-a ''spicy'' meatball!", a line from an [[Wikipedia:Alka-Seltzer|Alka-Seltzer]] commercial in the 1970's.
==See Also==
*[[Muscle Modifiers]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers]]


==Zapping==
==Zapping==
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==Collection==
==Collection==
<collection>tiny plastic pastamancer</collection>
<collection>965</collection>
 


{{Tinyplastic1|number=5|rarity=U}}
{{Tinyplastic1|number=5|rarity=U}}
[[Category:Accessories]]

Latest revision as of 12:42, 5 June 2009

tiny plastic pastamancer
tiny plastic pastamancer

This is a fake plastic Pastamancer. Mmm, that's-a tiny meatball! If it could be who you wanted...

The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 5/32 (U)"

Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

Mysticality +2
Muscle +1


(In-game plural: tiny plastic pastamancers)
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Item number: 965
Description ID: 731541833
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Obtained From

Items
Lucky Surprise Egg
doll house

References

  • All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.
A green plastic watering can,
For a fake chinese rubber plant,
In the fake plastic earth,

That she bought from a rubber man,
In a town full of rubber plans,
To get rid of itself,

It wears her out, it wears her out,
It wears her out, it wears her out,

She lives with a broken man,
A cracked polystyrene man,
Who just crumbles and burns,

He used to do surgery,
On girls in the eighties,
But gravity always wins,

And it wears him out, it wears him out,
It wears him out, it wears him out,

She looks like the real thing,
She tastes like the real thing,
My fake plastic love,

But I can't help the feeling,
I could blow through the ceiling,
If I just turn and run,

And it wears me out, it wears me out,
It wears me out, it wears me out,

And if I could be who you wanted,
If I could be who you wanted,
All the time, all the time,
  • The description of this item also includes a play on "That's-a spicy meatball!", a line from an Alka-Seltzer commercial in the 1970's.

See Also

Zapping

tiny plastic accordion thief | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | tiny plastic disco bandit | tiny plastic hermit | tiny plastic pastamancer | tiny plastic sauceror | tiny plastic seal clubber | tiny plastic turtle tamer

Collection

  • 🥇: MiNiZ (#416135) - 11,111
  • 🥈: Turing (#62191) - 4,592
  • 🥉: EvilKOLBot (#250708) - 2,419
  • #4: Uncle Albert (#627941) - 790
  • #5: tristan (#884924) - 731
  • #6: Aivilo (#322274) - 679
  • #7: Sacr0w (#153118) - 553
  • #8: Mama T (#366314) - 507
  • #9: IndianJack (#287158) - 345
  • #10: Dill_Dough (#250340) - 321

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