CRIMBCO Cubicles

CRIMBCO Cubicles
Zone Num	247
Location	CRIMBCO Headquarters
Unlocks	After talking with Mr. Mination
Recom Stat	unknown
Combat %	100%
ML	unknown - unknown
Terrain	indeterminate
Special Adventures
Lucky	None
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The CRIMBCO Cubicles were found in the CRIMBCO Headquarters. They disappeared on January 1, 2011.

Combat Adventures

Work

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	Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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overflowing inbox -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

After First Promotion

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	Item Drops: 20 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

After Second Promotion

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endless conference call -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 30 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

Distractions

Bored adventures will not occur with 50% boredom or less. The higher your boredom, the higher their likelihood of occurring.

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Tome of Tropes -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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Book of Faces -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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chatty coworker -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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water cooler -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

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Totally Malicious 'Zine -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 10 Hit Points: 10 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

At 100% boredom:

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Best Game Ever -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: BGE merchandise order form Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie • Substat Gain: Player's Buffed Moxie/4 • Moxie for No Hit*: ∞ Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle Hit Points: 75% of Player's Buffed Muscle Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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Climbing That Ladder

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Uh oh...

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The Sounds of Violence

Notes

• Monsters in this zone will scale to your level only if you are equipped with a CRIMBCO lanyard.
• Defeating any monster here (except for the BGE) increases your Boredom.

Boredom +1%

• Defeating one of the low-boredom monsters always results in the following:

An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a ten-scrip note. "Keep up the good wooooo --" he says, as he barrels out of sight.

You acquire 10 CRIMBCO scrip

• Defeating one of the higher-boredom monsters (except for the BGE) always results in the following:

An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a five-scrip note. "Keep slackin' off, and they DOCK ya!" he sneers, before skating away.

You acquire 5 CRIMBCO scrip

• Defeating the post-promotion slideshow monster always results in the following:

An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a 20-scrip note. "That slide show looked brutal -- there's some hazard pay for ya!" he says, skating away.

You acquire 20 CRIMBCO scrip

• Defeating the endless conference call monster always results in the following:

An elf pushing a wheelbarrow full of CRIMBCO scrip wheels by and hands you three ten-scrip notes. "That's some hazard pay and some overtime for sitting through that whole call," he says.

You acquire 30 CRIMBCO scrip

• Casting CLEESH makes office life less boring, and prevents your Boredom from increasing. It also prevents you from earning scrip.
• As you become more and more bored, the frequency of the getting distracted increases.
• Adventuring here before visting Mr. Mination's Office gives the message: "You can't get to the cubicles without an ID badge. You should go upstairs, talk to the boss, and see if you can't get a job here."

• Trying to enter after receiving the Uh oh... and Climbing That Ladder adventures but before visiting the office gives the following message:

Didn't you hear the announcement? You're supposed to report to Mr. Mination's office.

References

• The "...and they DOCK ya!" message refers to the movie The Hudsucker Proxy in which the mail room manager explains the company policies to the main character.