Frosty

Frosty
Monster ID	695
Locations	Exposure Esplanade: Bumpity Bump Bump
Hit Points	350
Attack	500
Defense	450
No-Hit	510
Initiative	200
Meat	None
Phylum	elemental
Elements	cold
Resistance	100%
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	Benetton's Medley of Diversity, Evil Snowman Heart, Frosty's arm, Frosty's carrot, Frosty's frosty mug, Frosty's iceball, Frosty's nailbat, Frosty's old silk hat, Frosty's snowball sack
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Frosty

You pick up the hat and place it gingerly on top of the snowman's head. There must've been some magic in it, because as soon as it comes to rest, the snowman comes to life and knocks you ass over teakettle with a big plank of wood.

You get up, brush yourself off, do that Bruce Lee thing with your nose, and prepare to lay down the law. The law against knocking you down. That you just passed.

Hit Message(s):

He smacks you upside the <thigh> with the flat side of his nailbat. It sort of makes you wish you had an icepack. Oof! Ouch! Argh!

He swings his big-ass nailbat at your <thigh>, driving a big sharp icicle into it. Icicle, icicle, where are you going? Into your <thigh>, that's where! Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

He makes a snowball out of part of his torso and throws it at your <thigh>. Hey, if you could get him to do that, like, a thousand more times, you wouldn't have to finish the fight! Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Much in the manner of Jack Frost, he nips at your nose. And your <thigh>, and your <thigh>. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He stabs you in the <thigh> with his carrot while smacking your <thigh> with his nailbat and crushing your <thigh> with his massive, snowy torso. You had no idea he was so flexible! Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Miss Message(s):

He swings his big-ass nailbat at you, but you dodge it without batting a nail. I mean... an eye.

He throws a snowball at you, but you swan behind an ice sculpture of a duck. Er, you know what I meant.

Fumble Message:

A sudden gust of wind blows Frosty's hat off, rendering him motionless. Then another gust of wind blows it back on, so it's kind of a wash. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

The winds swirling around Frosty chill you to the bone.

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After Combat

You acquire an item: Benetton's Medley of Diversity (???% chance)*Data:Benetton's Medley of Diversity

You acquire some Frosty's frosty mugs

An item drops: Frosty's carrot

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.) or

An item drops: Frosty's nailbat

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.) or

An item drops: Frosty's old silk hat

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: Frosty's arm (20% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: Frosty's iceball (20% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: Frosty's snowball sack (20% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

You acquire a clan trophy:

Evil Snowman Heart

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Occurs at Exposure Esplanade.

Notes

• Frosty is nearly immune to everything, taking only 3 damage from Hot and Spooky sources, and 1 damage from all other damage sources. The trick is to hit him with multiple sources of physical and elemental damage, doing enough damage each round to kill him before exceeding the combat round limit. Using a mechanic with Prismatic Damage helps, as well as adding Passive Damage defenses, a combat familiar, and/or attacks that hit multiple times each round, like a Turtle Tamer's -butt combos.
• Throwing continuous damage items at the beginning of combat with Frosty is a very good idea. Some continuous damage items include:
  • paint bomb
  • possessed tomato
  • Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce
  • can of sterno
  • blue raspberry, cinnamon or grape troll doll
• The d8 is a cheap combat item that produces prismatic damage, and so can be helpful to those with Ambidextrous Funkslinging.
• Additional Monster Level should be avoided in this fight, since extra HP is the last thing you want Frosty to have.
• Frosty also has an aura that does cold damage every round:

  The winds swirling around Frosty chill you to the bone.

  You lose some hit points. (cold damage)

• Hobopolis bosses are immune to effects which would cause him to be unable to act over multiple rounds, such as entangling noodles, chloroform rags, and Richard's Grenades.
• The number of Frosty's frosty mugs dropped increases with item drop bonuses at 1 for 100%. That is, you will receive floor(item/100) mugs.
• Frosty will always drop exactly 1 piece of his outfit.
• The other 3 drops have a 20% chance of dropping, unaffected by +item.
• If you STILL can't kill Frosty after all this advice, equip some Space Trip safety headphones to reduce his monster level, and thus his max hp, by 100.

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