Hilarious Objects

Hilarious Objects are obtained by using the skill Summon Hilarious Objects, which in turn is acquired by using McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning. Additionally, they are also obtainable by wearing pantogram pants with the middle sacrifice set to hilarious. The majority of Hilarious Objects are useless or detrimental to the user.

Summonable Hilarious Objects

• Amulet of Yendor
• bag of airline peanuts
• black candy heart
• brick
• clown hammer
• cymbal syrup
• defective skull
• encoder ring
• explosion-flavored chewing gum
• fake fake vomit
• fake hand
• jazz soap
• joybuzzer
• magical ice cube with a fly in it
• mood ring
• pet rock "Groucho" disguise
• pet rock "Snooty" disguise
• rubber emo roe
• whoopie cushion
• wind-up chattering teeth
• x-ray specs
• yellow snowcone

Products of Hilarious Objects

Items

• calle de miel with a fly in it
• Mae West with a fly in it
• mandarina colada with a fly in it
• perpendicular hula with a fly in it
• prussian cathouse with a fly in it
• rockin' wagon with a fly in it
• slap and tickle with a fly in it
• tangarita with a fly in it
• blended frozen swill with a fly in it

Effects

• Jazz Hands
• Yellow Tongue
• Heart of Black
• Tinnitus

Familiars

• Wind-up Chattering Teeth

Skills

• Shake Hands