Itznotyerzitz Mine

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Itznotyerzitz Mine
Itznotyerzitz Mine
Zone Num	270
Location	Mt. McLargeHuge
Unlocks	After receiving quest from The Council of Loathing.
Recom Stat	60
Combat %	90
Quests	Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
ML	53 - 58
Terrain	underground
Special Adventures
Lucky	Either Ore
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Itznotyerzitz Mine is in Mt. McLargeHuge. If you had some Mining Gear, you could do some mining here. If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message, unless you are wearing Mining Gear:

As you near the Mine, your knees get weak -- you appear to have developed a sudden fear of depths.

(You must have at least 53 <Stat> to adventure here.)

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

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dopey 7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: miner's helmet Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 47 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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sleepy 7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: miner's pants Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 47 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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grumpy 7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Meat Drop: 40-60 Monster Level: 58 • Substat Gain: 14.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 68 Monster Defense: 52 Hit Points: 45 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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7-Foot Dwarf Foreman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 48-72 Monster Level: 57 • Substat Gain: 14.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 67 Monster Defense: 51 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Potential Effect: Grilled (5 Adventures)

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mountain man -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, asbestos ore, chrome ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore, linoleum ore Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 80 • Substat Gain: 20 • Moxie for No Hit*: 90 Monster Defense: 80 Hit Points: 301 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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100% Legal
	Demand loot: miner's helmet Ask for ore: miner's pants Say you'll keep quiet for free: Gain 100 Meat.

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A Flat Miner
	Loot the dwarf's belongings: miner's pants Hijack the meat vein: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Help the dwarf: Gain 100 Meat.

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See You Next Fall
	Give 'im the stick: miner's helmet DOOOOON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK!: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Negotiate for a reward: Gain 100 Meat.

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More Locker Than Morlock
	Open the locka': safety vest, miner's pants, miner's helmet, or 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Get to the choppa' (which is outside): Do nothing (does not take an adventure)

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Either Ore
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

In Disguise

Enter Itznotyerzitz Mine

"Dressed in your Mining Gear, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."

During the Way of the Surprising Fist path, with the Earthen Fist effect:

"Brandishing your fists of earthen fisting, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."

• If you have been given the Dwarven Factory Quest (first time only):

"Off to one side of the work face, you spot a tunnel entrance that looks like it might lead to the Dwarves' factory complex."

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Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore, 3 meat stacks, stone of eXtreme power, baconstone, hamethyst, porquoise, lump of diamond Note: A mining mini-game.

Retired Adventures

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7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 53 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

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7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 53 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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Mining the Mines (like a Miner)
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore or meat stack

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A Girl's Best Friend
	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Chutzpah

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Grilling the Foreman
	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Mysteriousness

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Right in the Vestibule!
	Item Drops: safety vest Note: Must have Torso Awaregness skill, Mining Gear, and no safety vest in inventory for this adventure to occur.

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Speak, Frat Boy, and Enter
	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Strongness

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A Real Gem
	Item Drops: stone of eXtreme power Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

Notes

• Adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover (when not in disguise) will give you either the Either Ore adventure (less likely) or the A Real Gem adventure (more likely).
• Itznotyerzitz Mine, when pronounced, sounds like, "It's not yours, it's mine."
• Mining Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine replaced the Itznotyerzitz Mine (In Disguise) adventure, Mining the Mines (like a Miner).
• The 7-foot dwarves are no doubt partly a play on the seven dwarfs. It is not a reference to the movie Happily Never After, which actually came out after their insertion into the game. Furthermore, it is simply quite ironic to have a 7-foot tall "dwarf," when the word typically indicates someone shorter than usual.