LOV Engineer

LOV Engineer
Monster ID	2010
Locations	L.O.V. Engine Room
Hit Points	75% of Monster Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie+5
Defense	Player's Muscle+5
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	25% physical, 75% elemental
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	LOV Elixir #6
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a LOV Engineer

You approach the Engineer and cheerfully ask her what she's doing with all those wires. "Go away," she says, then continues muttering to herself: "Red to green, and then the blue one, and purple is ground for the command console, and the black one connects to..."

"What's the yellow one for?" you ask. "Ooh, that's a nice shade of orange, too."

"...connects to the yellow one and the orange one... uh..."

She sighs and turns to look at you. "Do me a favor," she says. "Hand me a three-eighths wrench from that toolbox."

"This one?"

"Yes, thank you," she says as she swings it at your head.

Hit Message(s):

She decides your <skull> doesn't have enough access ports, and uses a screwdriver to punch a few new ones. Ugh! Ugh! Ow!

She uses a wrench to unscrew your <skull> all the way off. Ooh! Ooh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

She gives you a quick tune-down, which is like a tune-up but opposite. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ooh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

She tries to stab you with a screwdriver, but you remind her of the importance of using the right tool for the right job.

She starts to clock you with a wrench, but can't tell by looking if you're metric or imperial.

Fumble Message:

A klaxon suddenly goes off, and you have to wait around for a bit while she leaves to fix something. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: LOV Elixir #6 (100% if killed using only spells chance)*

Having reached some kind of outcome in that fight, you continue down the hall to the next room.

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Occurs at L.O.V. Engine Room.