Monster Manuel (J)

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		40		jailbait orquette The jailbait orquette's favorite booze is peppermint mouthwash, because that's all she can steal from her parents. The jailbait orquette's favorite lip gloss flavor is chunky monkey. The jailbait orquette's favorite item of clothing is her neon-pink ripped-up fishnet stockings.
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		400		jamfish One jamfish aimlessly circled the same coral outcropping for six straight hours. Fans of jamfish trade bootlegs of that video to this day. The difference between jam and jelly is that jam is made with every edible part of the fruit, while jelly is made from just fruit juice. The difference between peanut butter and jam is that . . . never mind, it's a family game.
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		115		Jocko Homo Jocko Homo has heard all the jokes, and doesn't need any lip from you. The species of latently-gay sports enthusiast you encounter in high school is Jockus Homus, not Jocko Homo. "Jock Humus" is the stuff that accumulates in a football player's. . . never mind.
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		1250		Johnringo, the Netdragger The dragnet is considered a more noble weapon than the switchblade by the gladiatorial community. Gladiators have a pretty high turnover rate. Not, like, "amusement park janitor" high, but high. In the hand-signal game based on Mer-kin gladiator battles, the dragnet beats the dodgeball but loses to the switchblade.
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		45		judgmental eye Judgmental eyes live in constant fear of cataracts. This is because they don't want to accidentally go over one in a barrel. Judgmental eyes cannot swim, they can only float.
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		50		jungle baboon Jungle baboons were, evolutionarily speaking, more successful than desert baboons, because it's hard to live in the trees where there aren't any. Baboons are Old World monkeys, not like those youngster monkeys with their roller skates and their listening to the hippity-hoppity music. Baboons have been known to raise lost human foundlings as one of their tribe; weirdly enough, male children raised this way never grow a beard or body hair.
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		90		jungle scabie Jungle scabies are most commonly contracted by participating in "cuddle puddles" at raves. The symptoms of jungle scabies are itching, burning, and attempting to hum along to music that mainly consists of "oontz oontz oontz oontz". Jungle scabies can be easily removed with the application of special shampoo, or by playing a lot of ambient trance music.
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		159		Junk According to legend, the Junk was a mortal ship named "The Peter O'Toole," which was given a memorial in the stars after it sank into a trench. Some astronomers insist on referring to the junk as "Smiling Triangle-Eye Face," omitting the lines that link the sails to the ship. In older astronomy books, the Junk is part of a larger constellation called the Batch.
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		50		juvenile delinquent orquette The most popular tattoo for juvenile delinquent orquettes is a butterfly with tribal designs on its wings and ORC LIFE underneath it. Contrary to her protestations, the orquettes' dad is a moderate-to-slightly-conservative libertarian, not a total fascist. The orquette still sleeps with her fuzzy purple teddy bear, but she'll cut you wtih[sic] her switchblade if you mention it.
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